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Starting with some fashion news,
Adidas has officially ended its partnership with
Kanye West due to public outcry over his numerous anti-Semitic comments, but good news, good news, you can still get a pair of Yeezys, just bring a pair of sneakers. regular and microwave. For 30 minutes in environmental news, a new study from Greenpeace USA has declared plastic recycling a failed concept, saying only five percent of plastic waste was recycled last year, yes, and I can't wait to say this to those people who always get mad at me for not putting my plastic in the recycling oh you didn't screw the thing up you actually didn't yeah that's why I didn't I mean I didn't know that at the time i was just being lazy but this is for the future but you realize what the solution is here we have to stop using single use plastic we just have to stop using it and a lot of people should ban it in the truck, no more plastic. water bottles we all do it I do it we all don't anymore we need to drink from materials that are easier to reuse like glass or tin or the skulls of our enemies our ancestors knew what they were doing I'm thirsty bring me the skull of Josaphat and that's it my my cup of Garfield is the Garfield McLean no then bring me Jehoshaphat skull in fast food news McDonald's has announced that they are once again bringing back the McRib but this time they claim it might be the last time which is shocking for me.
I never thought people who eat the macrib would survive the McRib wow you learned something here every day ok let's move on to the big news of the day it's about the midterm elections you know it's a big day in november where you vote for a senator or a congressman and then a bunch of positions that he's not even sure or real but this november this november there's a gubernatorial race that could change things not just for your state but for everyone and i'm talking Arizona is the state for people who like Texas, but we should have had more scorpions than seniors right now in Arizona.
Lake is in a neck-and-neck race against Democrat Katie Hobbs, and if
Lake wins, she could change the course of American democracy. so let's get to know her better in our latest installment of Fringe by watching
Lake's foreign candidate for governor and head of Arizona who will send you back to Starbucks until you learn the difference between a flat white and a latte, you of all newcomers comers to mega politics
Lake Kerry is making the biggest waves. He defeated a mainstream Republican in the primary. She is endorsed by Donald Trump himself and she insists on saying Merry Christmas.
Even in July and every time she opens her mouth, every time she speaks, you can see why Trump. the crowd loves her as governor i'll issue an invasion statement finish off president trump's wall blow up the cartel's drug tunnels and surveillance drones and deploy the Ariz into a National Guard to keep illegals from getting in between the un-American history being taught inappropriate sex education and racist critical race theory or as I like to call it all aroused the curriculum is teaching our children hate it's time to pick up a sledgehammer for the lies and propaganda of the mainstream media communication during pride month.
Lake tweeted that they kicked God out of schools and welcomed drag queens. They knocked out our flank and replaced it with the rainbow. Katie Hobbs believes that there are 47 different genders. Why don't you go out and try Milk a bowl and let me know how it goes. GOP strategists say she is taking Trump's message and turning it into her own. You can call me Trump in a dress any day. a dress i didn't want that image in my head i can see it now the balls are hanging in the breeze they look like two tiny tangerines uh oh and each one has a comb on why did she say that why but yeah like you can see k erry
lake is full of
She hates illegal immigrants, drag queens, and the mainstream media. I mean, did she see how she just vandalized those televisions that, for some reason, are all 30 years old? Is her whole campaign just an excuse to clean out her garage? Big government is like these, this lawnmower that I don't need anymore. TV you can change the channel to something different we have that technology now it's the future now if you've only been following it for this election you might think it's your standard right wing Republican you know Mega this hangs up Mike Pence those normal things. but what makes Kerry
Lake's story fascinating is not who she is but who she used to be.
Lake used to be known in Arizona as a charismatic newscaster. He is a lion. Being just over a decade ago an Obama donor, her friends described her as liberal, and yet you see her sent slowly and gradually over the last decade, in 2015, several of her friends would say she found Trump funny and defend his rudeness, began. spreading conspiracy theories on the internet, he may take hydrohydroxychloroquine as a preventative measure, though
Lake has been critical of drag queens. She was friends with a popular local drag queen for 20 years and would often attend her drag
shows, yes, she believes it or not.
Lake went from being a popular one. local news Costa hates the media she was personal friends with a drag queen and now she says they are a danger to children plus she was a donor to Barack Obama's campaign adona and now she hangs out with the guy who thinks Obama didn't It's even Americans as I've heard of people who are open to change but this is almost not the same person as me, I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that the real
Lake Kerry is locked in the basement. ewhere while this mega alien pretends to be her because this is a bigger transformation than drag queens she suddenly hates which by the way that's particularly horrible it's already horrible to turn on any friend but betray the one who taught you how to get your outline. at the point it's unforgivable and you know over the last few years over the last few years this seems to have happened to a lot of people like everywhere everyone has a story about this they used to be normal living a laid back life but then they clicked on the wrong post on Facebook or got sucked into some YouTube videos and the next thing you know you think the Care Bears are actually a democratic sex cult that will penetrate your children with rainbows and while you sound like Trump on most issues there is one thing that Kerry
Lake has in common with Trump that she is especially dangerous and I'm not talking about a friendship bracelet with Kim Jong-un no no I'm not talking about his refusal to take an election l anyone who was involved in that corrupt Shady bad election 2020 quality. lock them up no more stolen elections we have this illegitimate president biden we will no longer accept rigged elections who is with me on that you said What do you think Trump won Arizona in 2020.
Do you still think I think Biden is the president just like OJ is innocent? The system is corrupt in Arizona. The Republican candidate for governor refuses to say if she will accept the results of the next election if she loses she will accept the results of her election in November I will win the election and I will accept that result if she loses she will accept that I will win the election and I will accept that result i'm going to win the election and accept that result i'm going to win the election and accept that result do you realize thanks to trump every republican running for office is now like a crybaby refusing to lose a board game, what?
TRUE? they used to be how we are the party of personal responsibility and it's like well it looks like you lost the election you take responsibility for it it's not my fault they stole it from me I'm your governor I am and by the way because of him In a way it's ridiculous to compare defeat Trump election with the OJ murders, okay. I mean, on the one hand, OJ had a much better legal team and it was also the system that did its thing, but you might think that the Kerry
Lake election refusals don't bother you, you know?
You might be thinking, hey, I don't live in Arizona, Trevor, the only issue that affects me there is whether iced tea stays at 99 cents, but you'd be wrong because you see Arizona isn't just where your aunt gets all her turquoise jewelry. No, it's also a battleground state that helped push Joe Biden to the top in 2020. And if Kerry
Lake becomes governor, she could have the final say on who wins in 2024. And it doesn't look like she's going to be shy about get the result you want in the last 24 hours you said the 2020 election was stolen, would you have certified the Arizona results?
Hell, not in 2024, would you be willing to put the country in a position of potentially a constitutional crisis by not certifying Arizona's results in 2024 if you were governor? I guess let me ask you Von, would you certify a corrupt and lopsided election? Would you certify a corrupt and crooked election just to make amends? a Home Depot parking lot, but think about it, think about what Carrie
Lake is saying, she's saying that if the 2024 election is stolen for Biden the same way the last election was stolen for Biden, then she's not going to pass the results and that would be chaos that could throw america into a constitutional crisis the likes of which has never been seen before who knows maybe even another civil war which is think about it some cost of local news making its way to fans trump fiction and now i have to grow the mutton chops uh i mean can i pull it off yeah but it has to be for the right reasons and i know you might be saying oh relax trump tried to pull off a coup been to the end? time and it didn't work yes the only reason it didn't work is because there were a number of key Republicans who disagreed but if those people are replaced by people like Harry
Lake it's a whole different story because you see they don't you need to break into the capital when your friends have the keys ok that's all for the headlines but before we go let's take a look at the traffic with ours why junior everyone yeah i'm seeing it right Now yeah I'm looking at it right now Bud Light free beer free beer all over the freeway right on I-20 on that exit ramp it's just free beer yeah take the truck and get the most of your Bud Light but we'll still drink If not, we will change it.
Yes, we can earn a lot of money. Hey, let me go back. Hey, what's going on? in man, yeah, what's going on? Are you the traffic? Yeah, you were telling your friends to go get some beer from a truck that, well, no guy to salvage the beers, the beer needs to be salvaged. I was listening to you though I was still listening to what you're talking about man you're talking about Karen's escape Karen yeah no no no Carrie Carrie no Karen she still got a Karen haircut I don't know what she did McRib said something about jews or something I thought it was Madrid the Big Green they said Allied the McRib has been an ally for years and years we all know why McDonald's canceled the snack prop we know what the snack wrap said which made it perfect no I don't know what The Snack Wrap said I am i'm not going to repeat that on tv either you can't cancel the McRib made McRib you're talking about recycling the McRib is friendly it's Echo Eco Echo is good for the environment in grip recycling did you know every McRib this year is just an unsold ?
Last year's McRib no that's how they do it on the grill don't guess how they did it when they prepare when the McRib when McRib season in they put them in storage in a warehouse in Indiana like Christmas decorations they just put it in the attic I don't I don't want to think about that too the McRib man look I don't know what your relationship with seasonal food is but the crib comes every year and that's Joy that's Joy the Dominican McRib stand up the Caribbean is that dude that appears. once a year and you have a good time with your uncle uncle teaches you how to fish he lets you sit on his lap behind the wheel so you can blow into that tube for his car to start teaching about cocaine this is a good uncle it eats up all your strings and then it just disappears and you miss it but you but you know deep down your life is probably better off without them if anything you know what McDonald's needs to get rid of.
They need to get rid of all that fucking that fucking shamrock shake, that's what they need to get rid of I just don't think that's right, man, if you want to get rid of something, man, get rid of all the mother mystery meats, you're talking about the McRib Or did you get rid of all the mystery meat from the mother. it Beyond oh it was an impossible burger if it's impossible then hobby eat it how am I gonna eat the burger if it's impossible that's stupid for the rib eye I know half the time the sauces have to work on the McRib anyway, Could be a dish sponge, heck, I don't know, even if you want some traffic, yeah, yeah, 'cause it's gone, gone now, Roy, so yeah, come on. let's do the traffic look i'll be honest with you bro i'm not worried about this i'm not worried aboutthis i'm not going to be positive i'm going to be positive cause you know all the greats take a break then they come back all the greats take a break come back Jay-Z took a break Todd backJordan took a break he retired he came back Jesus left he came back so he Maghreb is up there with the greats the McRib better come back actually let me talk to him I can't talk to you I talked to McDonald's right now McDonald's didn't talk to Ronald Ronald how are you Ronald it's me Roy Wood Jr customer of the month McDonald's Birmingham Five Points West see if you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib I will not accept those results I am going to get a group of people together and we are going to travel and we are going to march to McDonald's headquarters we are going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year with a bank you with me on that man you want to date me we're going to hold up the McDonald's office in January that sounds like it's a familiar path no no this is a whole new plan, we're going to hang Grimace and I know he doesn't have a neck, but I can imagine. something out man you're coming with me man i'm not going i think we should cut this, let's just cut this, that's what i'm talking about, the media as soon as they start talking.