Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets
hi my name is aubry
plaza
and i'm here with buzzfeed to read your thirst
y tweets
i'm just gonna say right now i think probably 90 of these will be people telling me they want me to run them over with a car or something stomp on their faces or something let's do it if aubrey
plaza
actually reads
sed tweets
i'll bury myself alive um i'm doing so i hope you bury yourself alive miss aubry plaza
are you free thursday cause i am? free thursday so if you want to go out on thursday when i'm free that would be great because i'm free thursday and thursdays when i'm free i'm not free thursday i'm free the day i never wish aubry plaza
and matthew gray goobler were my birth parents actually no i wish i was in a relationship with them i think you should decide if you want to be in a relationship with your parents and that is something you should talk to your therapist about and i dont know who matthew gray gubler is i have never heard of that person in my life aubry plaza
reading thirst
y tweets
let's bring her back drinking milk popsicle her nose because that was all caps hot exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point in the first place she was snorting milk up her nose she wasn't drinking it up her nose and she didn't I don't have any milk right now, so I'm not doing that Aubrey
Plaza
thing.![aubrey plaza reads thirst tweets]()
If you're listening, let me ask you out. I am good company. I swear I'm not a sweaty person. I'll let you be bad. oh that's tempting that's really um yeah perfect question trio mark me aubry
plaza
and a tub of peanut butter that makes me feel weird sorry for being thirst
y in maine im just a big simp for aubry plaza
what is simp why y'all di simp what is this I don't understand simp it's the most disgusting word I've ever heard even though I don't like to say it or read it so tweet if you suck aubry plaza
's big toe and if you don't like this tweet let me know so I can block you what i like that is just nasty and i'm on it i'm watching the anger go west and i just want to say i wish that both aubry plaza
and elizabeth olsen would brake and stomp me well this is what i'm talking about i knew the most of these tweets
were about stomping on your face or smashing you in high heels or running you over with a car aubry plaza
it's so dad can fix all my daddy issues i don't know that's ironic i feel like i have daddy issues and I feel I want my dad to fix my dad's problems, but I'll be your dad.![aubrey plaza reads thirst tweets]()
I would put myself on a steakhouse for Aubry
Plaza
. Thank you. your face people twitter why do you want me to step on your face how did we get to this point in the world aubry plaza
hot sex wonderful good acting hilarious funny person awesome charitable busy with both busy busy awesome sexy pretty cute emily the criminal that was a bot, i think it was a bot and that wasn't real per son i would get into traffic for aubry plaza
i would sacrifice my first born for aubry plaza
i would let aubry plaza
kill me if she wanted to god i would do anything just to smell her hair aubry plaza
is a goddess and no other human woman will ever live up to your standard again thank you very much the female urge to be criticized by aubry plaza
be criticized for why do they want me to criticize them because i could aubry plaza
could strangle me to death and i would still be nice with the violence in these tweets
i have nightmares about this people want me to be mean to them i don't know what i did to deserve this i'm a good a person i know everyone is in love with aubry plaza
but i would actually let him stab me again with the stabs and the stomps and the bites it's like a weird thing where it's like i hear i hear this so much i don't want to stab you i want to stab you and i would would leave jesus sick you were all you sick and sick little babies and you all need to get stabbed and stomped on. d let aubry plaza
poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with spiked boots and if he liked it well you know what he does please ask aubry plaza
to plow me i support your request and i don't I do I don't know if we're going to get there but if we do you're welcome aubry plaza
I'm just a hole for you me and I'm just a I'm a person I'm a human being what do you want me to do to your holes be more specific what you want me to twitter your holes because i will anyway i'm hoping more people want me to stab them and throw them into oncoming traffic i asked for this and i deserve this watch my movie emily the criminal is coming out in theaters can you sit down at the movies and imagine stabbing your holes and blasting you with my sick fucking talent the thing is i want to be dominated that's what and "All that's left is i want to get slapped and choked and stabbed but whatever![aubrey plaza reads thirst tweets]()