Aubrey Plaza Reads Thirst Tweets

Hello, my name is Aubry

Plaza

and I'm here with Buzzfeed to read your Durst

tweets

. I'm just saying now that I think probably 90 of these people are going to tell me to run them over with a car or something smack them in the face or something let's do it if

Aubrey

Plaza

is actually reading Durst

tweets

, I'll bury myself alive Um, I'm doing it, so I hope you'll bury yourself alive. Miss Aubry

Plaza

. do you have thursday free because i am free on thursday so if you want to go out on thursday when i am free that would be great because i have thursday free and thursdays when i am free i am not free on thursday i am not free any day I wish Aubry

Plaza

and Matthew Gray Goobler were actually my biological parents.

No, I wish I was in a throuple with them. I think you have to decide if you want to be in a throuple with your parents and you should talk to your therapist about that. I don't know who Matthew Gray Gubler is. I have never heard of this person in my life aubry

plaza

thirst

y reading

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lets bring back your drinking milk spoon your nose cause that was h-o-t all caps hot exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point first of all i sniffed milk through my nose i didn't drink it through my nose and I'm putting them on I'm out of milk right now so I'm not gonna do that

Aubrey

Plaza

if you're listening let me take you out on a date.

I'm good company. I swear I'm not a sweaty person. I'll let you be mean oh that's tempting that's really uh yeah perfect threesome question mark me aubry

plaza

and a tub of peanut butter making me feel weird sorry im

thirst

y in maine im just a big simp for aubry

plaza

what is simp why does everyone say simp what is that i dont understand simp is the meanest word i have ever heard although i dont like saying it or reading it like this tweet if you suck aubry

plaza

s big toe and if if you don't like this tweet let me know so i can block you i like it this is just nasty and i'm in it i'm watching the anger go west and i just want to say i love both aubry

Plaza

and Elizabeth Olsen would like to contain me.

Okay, that's what I'm talking about. It's going to be about stepping on your face, or crushing you with heels, or running you over with a car. Aubry

Plaza

is like that daddy she can fix all my daddy problems like i want my daddy to fix my daddy problems but i will be your daddy. I'd settle for a spit roast for Aubry

Plaza

. Thank you Chris and Stewart and

Aubrey

Plaza

your face people twitter why do you want me to step on your face how did we get to this point in the world aubry

plaza

hot sex gorgeous good acting hilarious funny amazing person charitable busy with the two s's busty busty amazing sexy pretty cute emily the criminal that was a bot i think that was a bot and that wasn't a real pro son i would walk in traffic for aubry

plaza

.

I would sacrifice my firstborn for Aubry

Plaza

. i would let aubry

plaza

kill me if she wanted to live up to her standard again thank you the female urge to be called names by aubry

plaza

in these

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i have nightmares of these people who want me to be mean to them . I don't know what I did to deserve this. i'm a nice person again with the stabbing and the pounding and the munching it's like a weird thing where it's like i hear this so many times i don't want to stab you i want to stab you and i would i would make you sick all the sick sick little babies and you all need to be stabbed and kicked d have aubry

plaza

poke my eyeball out with a fork and kick my throat with boots with nails and if she liked it well you know what it was does delight in a petition for Aubry

Plaza

to plow me.

I don't know if we'll get there, but if we make it, you're welcome. Aubry

Plaza

. I'm just a hole for you Me and I'm just one I'm one person. im human you want me to do with your holes be more specific what should i do with your holes twitter because i will anyway i look forward to more people wanting me to stab them and throw them into oncoming traffic i have about it asked and i deserve this see my movie emily the criminal it's coming out you can sit in the theater and imagine me poking your holes and berating you with my goddamn talent sick the thing is i want to be dominated this Is the thing you got "All that's missing is that I want to be slapped around and choked and stabbed, but whatever