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Comedian Jordan Conley Brings His Funniest Performance Yet | AGT 2022

Sep 10, 2022

Comedian Jordan Conley Brings His Funniest Performance Yet | AGT 2022

Hey what's up? Hey, okay, let's make this go well. I'm not a tough guy and I'm not a fighter. You could probably hear it in my voice because God told me I sound like Cat Williams, but I look. like i call my cat williams i was like his name is oliver ok now here's the thing i may not be a fighter but i have never lost a fight ok i have never lost a fight in the that I have never been. one is ok so i am undefeated thats what is ok i will be a protector if i have to i am married if my wife needs me to protect her i will do it when i feel safe i will protect her when the odds are in my favor like you were born after 2020 ok I don't care if you're a babe that's fine but if you're over six foot and it looks like you've never skipped leg day and you like hey it's your girl not if you want man if you're bigger that i'll keep this ring warm for you and this is what i know why i'm not tough you know how hard it is to be a thug when you were born and raised on the street at disneyland you can't be a thug and have a theme park brain like you I couldn't cry over Mufasa's death and then rob a liquor store like I would imagine if I wanted to be a thug myself.
comedian jordan conley brings his funniest performance yet agt 2022
I feel like my Thug lines would have theme park references, right? I'm in my neighborhood. Someone is coming. I'm like, hey, family. I suggest you get out of my neighborhood right now. he's never going to make it to the dance, he's like, what did you say? I'm like you heard me Riff Raff you straight rat he keep talking. I'm gonna rub your lamp but you're not gonna like my three wishes cause I'm a beauty but you're turning me into a beast and me and my space rangers about to beat you to infinity and beyond do you think someone's worried about you dont worry fam Hakuna Matata now this is the crazy part my wife sometimes asks me to protect her in unrealistic situations we were watching Dracula this time right in the movie this guy sees Dracu la he runs off his girl He doesn't make it, I say out loud, good for him, he's a survivor, right.
comedian jordan conley brings his funniest performance yet agt 2022
My wife gets angry, she leaves, I hope you never leave me like this, and I say that I won't if you continue because that's the way Dracula is, since I don't fight vampires, put yourself in my place. if in real life I see Dracula I run out of security and my lady is not with me in my mind that is Jesus telling me that she is not for her it may sound bad to me, but I serve it first, thank you, Lord, hey, my name is

jordan

conley

Thank you very much, foreigner.
comedian jordan conley brings his funniest performance yet agt 2022
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