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Der Lehrermangel wird immer dramatischer | heute-show vom 16.09.2022

Sep 17, 2022

Der Lehrermangel wird immer dramatischer | heute-show vom 16.09.2022

where I you enough new lesson begins social studies with substitute teacher works hello class that's how discipline goes friends so with all due understanding for the traffic lights in their multi-crisis mode but it can't be gentlemen that everything is left here except for ukraine and energy as a quick reminder the traffic lights are in the twenties they are now being proclaimed in the coalition agreement as a decade of educational opportunities and how is the decade going so far this school year is the worst in 50 years the german teachers’ association complains that there are an estimated 30 to 40 thousand vacancies nationwide that’s complete nonsense that the worst school year was 1976 when my parents forced me to take part in the federal youth games but that is a different topic it was a sheer humiliation we are currently experiencing a historical shortage of teachers ladies and gentlemen this is a complete catastrophe but our children’s brains are the only ones that wake up send raw materials exactly these children are supposed to invent completely new forms of energy for us later and we idiots teach them only with career changers in this class i gave english lessons for half a year although i don't speak english at all it's good if there are both in baden wurttemberg too teachers who teach german even though they don't speak german the schools in germany are now fighting for the very last career changers of real teachers is only a dream these days with sure my in the lower grades you can sometimes have well trained shepherds and take as an example of these strange things the always standing around at the used car dealer yes and it's getting worse it's getting even worse the ministers of culture expect a gap of 26,000 teachers for 2025, which should increase to 33,000 by 2030 the institute for German economy even expects 68,000 teacher apprenticeships by 2030 yes that will be hard times for parents too, by the way n because the absence of lessons not only causes problems for the children, but also for logistical problems at 9.20 am the school day in Schleiz is over then the parents' taxis are backing up in front of the school because the next school bus doesn't leave until half past one the children can also catch up we hitchhike at home sooner or you can walk because districts in germany decide for themselves how long a trip to school may be at most and because money 90 minutes to school is often considered reasonable yes and maybe you should just use the way to school to study otherwise it's fine yes dead time more let's start with chemistry in the subway in the subway the school child learns in a playful way how the molecules of urine and sweat combine chemically then history lessons while waiting forever for the connecting bus some grandfather tells that not everything was bad under hitler and finally mat at the drug dealer behind the train station when i buy two grams of coke that is diluted with 10% baking powder will that be enough until the long break and so that we understand each other here most of these abuses are of course still the responsibility of the federal states, however, the federal subsidies for school meals will expire at the end of the year, that is a great traffic light signal in times of inflation, not if yes yes and the problem of a shortage of teachers can unfortunately no longer be solved in the short and medium term because it was so stupid to cut back on teaching positions for years, we cut them down in some federal states there is also an nc just for prospective primary school teachers and then everyone is surprised that you can’t find any more there are simply no applicants for the votes and they are all advertised on the homepage of the ministry the magic was is low to say 00 understand 0 is the little protect so happy to say but for me math has always failed more appreciation for teachers could be extremely helpful in many federal states had to agree again this summer non civil servant teachers report unemployed over the holidays a total of 5700 of them 1600 in baden wuerttemberg alone idiotic harassment what's that supposed to mean if there was ever a case of saving at the wrong end then the city of carrying these people to work in the sedan chair we send them to the job center other innovative ideas we have to find a way for the students to keep themselves busy from time to time especially the older students and then not have to be supervised by a teacher yes exactly or we will abolish compulsory schooling completely so that we can also do that the only thing the federal states can think of at the moment is poaching teachers from each other, but this will no longer be the case overall. even i understood that with my suggestion from north rhine-westphalia, there is probably also a dispute about general compulsory service one could expand it germany has too many students and far too little teacher there can only be one answer g just the general compulsory military service adults of military age will be drafted into compulsory school service with immediate effect this mother had big plans for her son she can now forget that in the so-called district military replacement office the prospective compulsory teacher has to face a series of complex tests the patterned the sound of a German non-stop nervously endure he defeats the dreaded overhead projector tricks reveals whoever still manages to pick up a piece of chalk from the floor and cough while doing so will immediately receive the rank of teacher and the uniform we will proudly wear until his burnout early retirement at 48 denim shirt with sweat stains over it, of course kosako in short his life is over in addition every german school has to recruit its own teaching staff with immediate effect, whatever the means, compulsory military service we tell you we will now pull other strings ladies and gentlemen the first week of ours is behind us living with a british king still feels strange is still very unfamiliar charts the third is cautiously groping his way into his new office and what i think is really great about the he never lost contact with ordinary people, i.e. with normal everyday life like his former butler knows how to tell about the toothpaste pressed on the toothbrush every morning, his beard being let in at a very specific temperature and an exact water level and his pajamas ironed every morning, his shoelaces also have to be ironed and straightened every morning, well, what not at all what you about laugh don't you have anyone ironing your shoelaces don't listen james just keep smoothing and please think about the ironing creases i'll check that later yes i loved him from rbb the third duty has its own style and there are actually interesting parallels to also already well-hung cdu regent friedrich merz claims ever if so, anyone with the media anyone with the media with friedrich küppersbusch even in these days of great sadness, melancholy and upheaval, critical journalism must fearlessly ask questions, we always need this outdated, die-hard expensive industry institutions, the christian democratic union precisely and of course the british royal family for decades both union and monarchy managed by iron regents here, for example, around angela merkel look, there is that mold friedrich merz and quick-witted the circle queen yes i also have a rag at home what would have been without the iron matriarchy of these two young men can instead überkingen developed formula 1 or it comes to a guilty costume stand and the young christian democrat let's speak it openly friedrich merz the two long-term unemployed plunged into alcohol addiction and in bad company stays healthy researches their political and social agenda got stuck somewhere in the 70s and stayed there forever march now reluctantly introduces the women's quota in the cdu would be charles pragmatic says the gentleman women's quota is me myself and also focuses on politically relevant topics such as the fight against gray squirrels charles is just a bit more modern and also likes to eat vegetarian food when he dies, by the way, 96 salad shots are to be fired off march, on the other hand, is still struggling with gender language and gets muddled every punch line but we don’t have a wonderland here in germany we’re not bullerby financially both late bloomers count like that to the upper middle class charles has had to make do with 23 million pounds a year and märz always has to be careful not to laugh about it at the tender age of 73 charles finally climbs the throne to climb his wife is just his thing unlike king charles poor märz has to by the way still al do it yourself no one helps to undo the paper clip to tie the plaid away and sound check now the sound engineer is deaf as sovereign however the sovereign the little king kalle wirsch quarrels with the pen threatens the paintwork a day later the royal fountain pen also puts no problem let the wife in ink decide who so britain faces a bright future from monty python loriot and everlasting sitcom the king already has other plans ladies and gentlemen it's a great honor to have been invited ok so german had was howard carpendale By the way, classics like your footprints in the sand are also learned for a small additional charge, but he cuts a good figure German parliament charlie is just as spoiled the giant baby as fritz, but at least he doesn't constantly talk about the gender karl's proposal will be the next cdu boss next chancellor what if you say hello youtube below you can see the kana l subscribe he points down into the info box next to me there are more interesting videos links comma thank you very much
der lehrermangel wird immer dramatischer heute show vom 16 09 2022
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