Der Lehrermangel wird immer dramatischer | heute-show vom 16.09.2022
where i enough new lesson begins social studies with substitute teacher work hello class that's how discipline goes friends so with all due understanding for traffic lights in their multi-crisis mode but it can't be gentlemen that everything remains here except ukraine and energy as a quick reminder the traffic lights are in the twenties they are now being proclaimed in the coalition agreement as a decade of educational opportunity and how the decade is going so far this school year is the worst in 50 years the german teachers association complains there is an estimated 30 to 40 thousand vacancies across the country that is complete nonsense the worst school year was 1976 when my parents forced me to participate in the federal youth games but that is a different topic it was a great humiliation what we are currently experiencing a historic teacher shortage ladies and gentlemen this is a complete catastrophe but our children's brains are the only ones that des miss sending raw materials exactly these kids are supposed to invent completely new forms of energy for us later and we idiots teach them only with career changers in this class i gave english lessons for half a year though i dont speak english at all its good if in baden württemberg there are also teachers who teach german even though they don't speak german schools in germany are now fighting for the last real teacher career changers it's just a dream these days for sure in the lower grades you can sometimes have well trained pastors and take as an example of these rare things always standing at the used car dealer yes and worse and worse and worse the ministers of culture expect a gap of 26,000 teachers by 2025, which should increase to 33,000 by 2030, the german economics institute even expects 68,000 teacher apprenticeship positions by 2030 yes, by the way, it will also be These will be difficult times for parents. n because the absence of classes not only causes problems for the children, but also logistical problems at 9:20 a.m. the school day in Schleiz is over and the parents' taxis are backing up in front of the school because the next school bus doesn't arrive until half past one the kids can catch up too we hitchhike home earlier or you can walk because the districts in germany they decide for themselves how long a trip to school can be maximum and because money 90 minutes to school is often considered reasonable yes and maybe you should use the way to school to study otherwise it is ok yeah more downtime let's start with chemistry on the subway on the subway school boy learns in a playful way how urine and sweat molecules combine chemically then history lessons while waiting forever for the bus connection a grandfather says that not everything was bad under hitler and finally killed in the drug dealer behind the train station when he bought two grams of coke that is diluted with horse powder close to 10% will be enough until the long break and for us to understand each other here, most of these abuses, of course, remain the responsibility of the federal states, however, the federal subsidies for school meals will expire at the end of the year, that is to say, a great traffic light in times of inflation, no yes yes yes and the problem of the shortage of teachers unfortunately can no longer be solved in the short and medium term because it was so stupid to cut teaching positions for years, we cut in some federal states there are also an nc only for future elementary school teachers and then everyone is surprised that I can't find more there are simply no applicants for votes and they are all advertised on the ministry homepage the magic was low to say 00 understand 0 is the little protection so happy to say but for me math has always failed more appreciation for teachers could be extremely helpful in many federal states s i had to agree again this summer teachers non civil servants report being unemployed during holidays a total of 5700 of them 1600 in baden wuerttemberg just moron bullying what is that supposed to mean if ever there was a case of saving in the wrong end so the city to take these people to work in the sedan we send them to the work center other innovative ideas we have to find a way for students to keep themselves busy once in a while especially older students and then they don't have to be supervised by a teacher yes exactly or we will abolish compulsory schooling altogether so that we can also make the only thing the federal states can think of at the moment is stealing teachers from each other but this will no longer be the case in general.
Even I understood that with my North Rhine-Westphalia suggestion, there is probably also a dispute about the general compulsory service, one could expand it, germany has too many students and too few teachers, there can only be an answer g only the adults of the military service compulsory general of military age will be conscripted for compulsory school service with immediate effect this mother had big plans for her son now she can forget that in the so-called district military replacement office the future compulsory teacher has to face a series of complex tests the pattern the sound of a non-stop German nervously enduring defeating the dreaded tricks of the overhead projector reveals that whoever can still pick up a piece of chalk off the ground and cough while doing so will immediately be awarded the rank of master and the uniform we will proudly wear until early retirement for exhaustion at age 48 a denim shirt with sleeves sweat chaps on top, of course kosako in short her life is over plus every german school has to recruit its own teaching staff with immediate effect, whatever the means, conscription we tell you that now we will pull other strings ladies and gentlemen the first our week is behind us Living with a British king still feels strange, still very unfamiliar to the graphics.
The third one cautiously gropes her way to his new office and what I think is really cool, he never lost touch with ordinary people, I mean normal everyday life as his former butler. . He knows how to tell about the toothpaste that he puts on the toothbrush every morning, that they let his beard in at a very specific temperature and at an exact water level and that they iron his pajamas every morning, you also have to iron and straighten your shoelaces every morning well whats nothing you laugh at you don't have anyone ironing your shoelaces don't listen james just keep straightening and please think about ironing creases i'll check later yes i loved it de rbb the third duty has its own style and there are actually interesting parallels with the also already well endowed statements of the CDU regent Friedrich Merz. if so anyone with the media anyone with the media with friedrich küppersbusch even in these days of great sadness, melancholy and turmoil, critical journalism should ask questions without fear, we always need these outdated, uncompromising and expensive industry institutions , the Christian Democratic union precisely and of course the British royal family for decades both union and monarchy managed by iron regents here for example around angela merkel look there is that fririch merz and ingenious mold the queen of the circle yes I also have a rag in house that would have been without the iron matriarchy of these two young men can instead überkingen developed formula 1 or is it a guilty costume stall and the young christian democrat let's talk openly friedrich merz the two long-term unemployed mired in alcohol addiction alcohol and in bad company stays healthy investigates the political and social agenda l got stuck somewhere in the 70s and stayed there forever march now reluctantly introduces cdu women's quota would be pragmatic charles says gentleman women's quota is myself and also focuses on politically relevant issues like fighting gray squirrels charles is a bit more modern and also likes to eat vegetarian food when he dies by the way 96 shots of salad will shoot in march on the other hand he is still struggling with gender language and getting confused with every catchphrase but we don't have a wonderland here in germany we are not financially abusers both latecomers count that way for the upper middle class charles has had to make do with 23 million pounds a year and märz always has to be careful not to laughing at the tender age of 73 carlos finally ascends the throne to raise his wife is only his thing unlike king carlos poor märz has to by the way still do it yourself ed himself no one helps undo the clip to tie the plaid and sound check now the sound engineer is deaf as sovereign however the sovereign the little king kalle wirsch fight with the pen threatens the painting a day later the royal fountain pen too It's no problem for the wife in ink to decide who so britain faces a bright future from monty python loriot and the eternal sitcom the king already has other plans ladies and gentlemen it's a great honor to have been invited ok so the german was howard carpendale By the way, classics like your footprints in the sand are also learned for a small extra charge, but he's got a fine figure charlie is just as spoiled the giant baby as fritz, but at least he doesn't constantly gossip about karl's gender proposition he will be the next head of the cdu, the next chancellor, what if you say hello, youtube below, can you see the kana?
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