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Erleben wir gerade die Wende im Ukrainekrieg? | heute-show vom 16.09.2022

Sep 17, 2022

Erleben wir gerade die Wende im Ukrainekrieg? | heute-show vom 16.09.2022

surprising turning point in the ukraine war ukraine has reconquered more territory in a few days than the russian army stole from them in the last few months madness yes putin's units must have fled in panic or in the words of the kremlin propaganda they have regrouped yes so does that now officially mean regrouping in russia they no longer say flee that means now running backwards and the boss acts as if nothing had happened putin himself is deliberately relaxed opens the largest ferris wheel in europe at the weekend but here too it

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s how far right claim and reality diverge after one day it no longer works putin had run on the same day he actually opened a new martial arts center in moscow yes everything to distract his people from the military embarrassment in ukraine is the plan but it works no longer works no longer despite continuous propaganda fire and w really permanent intimidation can be heard in russia now even open criticism of putin really the russian language does not even know the word criticism here really extremely brave local politicians the world has started to fear russia again and to hate it and russia is threatening the world again nuclear weapons and then ask putin he might resign or really crass a move in a country where you can be regrouped to siberia for much less and here in germany the tank dispute has of course flared up again that was clearly olaf scholz or his like fans call him the magician of oz olaf scholz sticks to it germany doesn't deliver battle tanks to ukraine point because that's a solo effort weaver and our partners especially the americans then said pissed off vehren what does that argument have to you only the americans have this reference as an excuse en tant the us embassy here in berlin was kind enough to say that of course lich everyone can deliver as much as he wants damn Americans destroy all our horny excuses thanks for nothing let me tell you who wants the terror against civilians in ukraine to stop has to deliver what is necessary and if you don't do that, it is absurd to claim at the same time that Germany of all places is its leading military power and our defense minister this week what is the leading power taking? the leading power germany makes big speeches but that leads to nothing kevin köhler, for example, currently says don't deliver any tanks otherwise putin quote could react irrationally so you don't understand more as rational and reasonable as before and what would interest me what are our intellectuals saying now, all these smartass Germans who have been saying for months that ukraine has no chance richard david precht e.g. he urgently needs to write an open letter again dear ukraine what is that supposed to mean i.e cuz i said very clearly back in spring you should see your duty to be smart when you have to surrender and now you suddenly start winning did you ask yourself for a second how i stand now i can't do hollands too where should I go in the evening would I like to pull my hair out with anger but then they are no longer lying humanely disappointed your richie he is so cute when he is sad can we please talk about us again now you what is the matter now with germany we are world champions again yes we are like the world champions drove but in what is actually our energy the most expensive in the world also so shit yes actually german companies pay about ten times as much for energy their american and chinese competitors are blooming so annoying that with all the many relief packages, small and medium-sized companies of all people have forgotten the traffic light, he is circling us n it happens sometimes you forget your car key sometimes the medium-sized business needs a price cap for the basic tariff for electricity and gas very quickly instead we discuss three dingy nuclear power plants from morning to night and make a decision after all that in the end deny the compromise again for the ass expensive idiot they are kept ready for use cooling circuits are not interrupted safety checks are still carried out the staff is also kept but they produce no electricity great it is so great it would be ideal if we had the costs but not a single kilowatt hour of super produce by the way if these nuclear power plants were in operation, the electricity price would hardly be reduced at all and the gas price would not be reduced at all theater people in the worst case in the absolute worst case there might be isolated blackouts in bavaria not even in germany and well the bavarians wanted that yet as high as blocking s wind turbines and power lines have been with us for years and are thus deserved to the new dark germany welcome to the new cult gaudi 20 22 future blackout meadows you can have fun without electricity from now on there is no more tennis only dark is that a white sausage or liver cheese it doesn't matter anything the waiter spilled the same cardboard or a japanese man threw up in my rag who cares and let's be honest most of what happens at the Oktoberfest you don't want to see the rules this will be the raven black gabi good that we built the power lines the black out meadows 22 as i said my personal means is within limits if he we all know we have to save energy anyway very much for example less

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ers that's the way it is that's the pulse stay unheated german officials tremble in 19 degree cold offices don't know any other way and many German municipalities go even further that's how it normally looks here, but now the st race lanterns are insulated the swimming pools are cooled down schools and clubs in kaiserslautern also have to adapt to cold

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ers and even traffic lights are to be switched off the city of augsburg is encouraging the crematorium to be operated at lower temperatures in the future and it is also possible to cook above suite speaking of the opera speaking of the opera winfried kretschmann this week he this week in a long-distance duel with putin knocked out the next energy-saving club it really is sheer madness what you can learn from kretschmann welcome to a new episode of winfried reß vladimir smackdown for friends from now on putin knows his bosses were very few washcloth kretschmann has struck again with a merciless propaganda offensive in the energy war everyone increases this you've guaranteed never heard of here at night when everyone is asleep we'll just shut down everyone can adjust their heating themselves and if that's e.g u complicated is just going to bed at the front terror severely handicapped awesome or i've always wondered why these numbers on this white turned they are and now it turns out i can turn down the heating with it and that on 1 a research team like the state chancellery has found out 1 is probably one of the lowest numbers ever before 0 the pullover warms irish but be careful the part has four holes for that you quickly make a big one that is the entrance hole shit kretschmann was always able to explain that better than me kretschmann can explain everything better since a suggestion has now been made that you save two when flushing the toilet, for example by making a two-stage control according to the physiological needs of villages kilo client big or so we don't play it at all anymore at home the energy guzzlers are lurking everywhere what many don't know most refrigerators have a so-called door that you can close that holds it cold inside and now comes the trick the lights inside supposedly go out twice the savings ask yourself every day what would winfried do what in my apartment consumes an unnecessary amount of energy what can i save or who can i save every kilowatt hour i say make a fire no firewood is expensive winfried what is vladimir tastes good we smile but kretschmann is not wrong we have to save energy by the way sailors because of putin also because of the climate you still have to climate he is almost admirable how we as a society manage the topic of climate protection again completely to push it out after the summer is crazy how we manage that message from this week there is a new record in car density per 1000 inhabitants in germany 580 cars yes a trend is continuing because in fact our transport sector has had almost none since 1990 co2 saved but hey, of course, everything will be better now with the traffic light, hey That afternoon in the Bundestag, the Federal Minister of Transport wanted to present his investment plans for the future.
erleben wir gerade die wende im ukrainekrieg heute show vom 16 09 2022
The Federal Minister, who was supposed to be the first to rain, let it be known that he was in traffic just presented his plans slightly late and at least on the subject of climate there is still a lot of room for improvement a lot of room for mine at least it says in the traffic light coalition agreement you want to quote much more invested in the rail than in the road cool how much more is unless it has become 3.8 billion euros for new roads for new rails only 2.1 billion you see exactly as it was planned just the other way around volker wissing continues to fight staunchly for the German hum hum our out of puff daddy admittedly not a climate protector in the narrower sense anna for that a perfect comedian we want a high-performing de tsche train that brings the citizens to their destinations safely and punctually we want to be able to set the clock by the train again yes and i want shoulder-length full hair ladies and gentlemen neither will happen the transport sector has 3.1 in the last year megatons of co2 shot up more than actually allowed, which is also why mr bit had to stay in detention during the summer holidays while the happy colleagues were on the beach and presented an immediate program with new measures, which was then strictly checked by a so-called expert council of experts and the expert council refused to examine it in detail in school it would be that the school grade 6 misses the point put a smooth six with such grades you don't normally become transport minister but push the shopping trolleys together at lidl he can still improve the German environmental aid has knowledge just sued and quite rightly a third of savings planned by him ba based on the hope that almost everyone will work in the home office in the next year yes he relies on fuel-saving truck trailers so probably empty trailers and he calculates really was with more cable cars in german cities is expressly not a joke yes really yes it's such a shame that the expert council did not want to finish wissing’s immediate program there were still great ideas in it, e.g. the commuter flat rate not only for dad but also for the junior the new bobby car bonus push cars are largely co2 neutral, many do not even know that wissing also wants cruise ships to be operated manually and also realistically he wants significantly more trucks on our roads i.e. unicorn-drawn vehicles what’s up with volker wissing is that the exciting question he can’t or doesn’t want to we’ll switch live to the ministry of transport to his state secretary valerie niehaus from here these six points plan that your boss has acted on is yes probably refusal to work yes ok sir works there you are now but also a bit a victim of your own means set the old we are kicking ourselves for our company thinking that may shock you now but of the peoples and we we define ourselves that way about the job so here's hendrick, for example, he's in charge of the cycle paths working group so he imagines that someone will soon be building more cycle paths so it's really not meant in a bad way, but i have the feeling they don't really notice the latest trends in the world of work anymore chambers are silent dismissals in English quaid criticism this is the term used by many young people to express that they no longer want to put up with overtime no longer want to live exclusively for the job working to rule is the hot new shit the cool people could do so what do they want I'm sorry, too, if climate change affects the work-life balance for the people ce messed up but every ministry is responsible for its CO2 balance also the traffic yes you say that i know a beautiful man who says something else the traffic light has agreed in their coalition agreement that unlike the previous government we will no longer just the individual sector, e.g. traffic but that we want to offset the climate targets with each other more across sectors, that's not how teamwork works, so if we don't save enough on traffic or always compensate other sectors then be happy, the fdp has finally moved away from the performance principle, so not with hartz iv now but so quickly with us yes my the construction sector also has to stay in detention but they try at least real suggestions for the construction sector stupid writer pig we have also done a lot speed limit prevents combustion engines from prevented what was nevertheless the success today even had a real deadline it has to be so new high-tech equipment for the train one leg the whistle loudly so that's why nothing works on the railways if you whistle we're going home now true to our new ministry motto deliverable sing with volker wissing the people i just wanted to offer you a small car just click it's fine hello you've got shit moves
erleben wir gerade die wende im ukrainekrieg heute show vom 16 09 2022
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