Erleben wir gerade die Wende im Ukrainekrieg? | heute-show vom 16.09.2022
shocking turning point in ukrainian war ukraine has recaptured more territory in a few days that the russian army stole from them in recent months madness yes putin's units must have fled in panic or in the words of kremlin propaganda they have regrouped yes so that means now officially regroup in russia they don't say run away anymore that means now run back and the boss acts as if nothing happened putin himself is deliberately relaxed opens the biggest ferris wheel in europe on the weekend but here it also
shows how far to the right the claim and reality diverge after one day it doesn't work anymore putin had run the same day he opened a new martial arts center in moscow yes all to distract his people from military embarrassment in ukraine it's the plan but it works it doesn't work anymore no longer despite the continuous fire of propaganda and w the intimidation really permanent can be heard in r usia now even putin's open criticism really the russian language doesn't even know the critical word here really extremely brave local politicians the world has started to fear russia again and hate it and russia is threatening the world again nukes then ask putin that he might give up or really rule out a move in a country where you can be regrouped in Siberia for a lot less and here in Germany the tank feud has of course flared up again that it was clearly olaf scholz or his fans call him the wizard from oz, olaf scholz, stick to that, germany doesn't deliver battle tanks to ukraine, period because it's a solo effort, weaver and our partners, especially the americans, then said pissed off, vehren, what does that argument have for you ?, only Americans have this reference. as an excuse in tant the us embassy here in berlin was kind enough to say of course lich everyone can hand over anything they want fucking americans destroy all our horny excuses thanks for nothing let me tell you who wants that stop the terror against civilians in the Ukraine, you have to deliver what is needed and if you don't then it is absurd to simultaneously claim that germany of all places is your main military power and our defense minister this week what is the main power taking the main power germany makes great speeches but that leads to nothing kevin köhler for example currently says don't hand over tanks, otherwise putin quotes he could react irrationally so that he no longer understands as rational and reasonable as before and what he told me I would be interested in what our intellectuals say now, all these intelligent Germans who have been saying for months that Ukraine has there is no chance that richard david precht, for example, urgently needs to write an open letter again, dear ukraine, what is that supposed to mean, ie? because i said very clearly in the spring that you should see your duty to be smart when you have to give up and now all of a sudden you start to win did you wonder for a second how am i doing now? tonight i'd like to pull my hair out in anger but then they're not lying anymore humanly disappointed your richie is so cute when he's sad can we please talk about us again now you what's up now with germany we are world champions again yes we are like the world champions but in what is actually our energy the most expensive in the world is also crap yes actually german companies pay ten times more for energy than their american and chinese competitors are flourishing so annoying that with all the many aid packages, small and medium-sized businesses of all people have forgotten the traffic light, it is turning us around n It happens that sometimes you forget your car key sometimes medium-sized businesses need a price cap for the rate basic electricity and gas very quickly instead we discussed three dismal nuclear power plants from morning to night and made a decision after all that in order to deny the commitment again for the ass idiot expensive they remain ready to use the refrigeration circuits are not interrupted the security controls are still carried out the staff is also maintained but they do not produce electricity great it is so great it would be ideal if we had the costs but neither a single kilowatt hour of super producing by the way if these nuclear power plants were up and running the price of electricity would hardly go down at all and the price of gas wouldn't go down at all theater people worst case scenario in the absolute.
In the worst case, there could be isolated blackouts in Bavaria, not even in Germany, and well, the Bavarians wanted that, but as high as the lockdown. wind turbines and power lines have been with us for years and so deserve it to the new dark germany welcome to the new cult gaudi 20 22 future blackout meadows you can have fun without electricity from now on no more tennis just dark is that a white sausage or liver cheese it doesn't matter at all the waiter spilled the same carton or a japanese vomited on my rag who cares and let's be honest most of what happens at oktoberfest you don't want to see the rules this will be the crow gabi black well we build the power lines the meadows off 22 as i said my personal means are within limits yes he we all know we have to save energy anyway a lot for example less
showers so is that is the the pulse remains without heating german officials shiver in 19 degree cold offices know no other way and many german municipalities go even further this is how it normally looks e here but now the st race lanterns are insulated pools get cold schools and clubs in kaiserslautern also have to adjust to cold
showers and even traffic lights have to be turned off the city of augsburg is encouraging the crematorium to run at temperatures lower in the future and it is also possible to cook upstairs in the suite talking about the opera talking about the opera winfried kretschmann this week he this week in a long distance duel with putin knocked out the next energy saving club it really is crazy what what can you learn from kretschmann welcome to a new episode of winfried reß vladimir smackdown for friends from now on putin knows his bosses were too few kretschmann has struck again with a ruthless propaganda offensive in the war of energy the whole world rises this thing you've guaranteed i've never heard of here at night when everyone's asleep we'll just turn it off, all p they can adjust their heating themselves and if that is e.g. u complicated is just going to bed at the front severely disabled terror unbelievable or i have always wondered why these numbers in this white turned and now it turns out that i can turn down the heating with him and that in 1 an investigative team like the chancellery of the state has figured out that 1 is probably one of the lowest numbers ever 0 the sweater warms up the irish but be careful the part has four holes so you quickly make a big one which is the entry hole shit kretschmann was always able to explain that better than me kretschmann can explain everything better since a suggestion has now been made that i save two when flushing, for example by doing a two-stage control according to the physiological needs of the peoples kilo large customer or so we don't play at home, energy consumers lurk everywhere, which many don't know, most refrigerators have a so-called door that can be closed to hold it. it's cold inside and now comes the kicker the lights inside supposedly double the savings ask yourself every day what would winfried do what in my apartment consumes an unnecessary amount of energy what can i save or who can i save every kilowatt hour i say make a fire without firewood is expensive winfried what is vladimir knows well we smile but kretschmann it's not bad we have to save energy by the way sailors for putin also because of the weather you still have to weather it's almost admirable how we manage as a society the issue of climate protection again for putting it out after the summer is crazy how we handle that message as of this week there is a new record in the density of cars per 1000 inhabitants in germany 580 cars yes the trend continues because in fact our transport sector has not had almost nothing since 1990 co2 saved but well, of course, everything will be better now with the traffic light, hey That afternoon at the Bu ndestag, the Federal Minister of Transport wanted to present his investment plans for the future.
The Federal Minister, who was supposed to be the first to rain, let it be known that he was in traffic, he has just presented his plans a little late and at least on the subject of weather there is still a lot of room for improvement, a lot of room for improvement. mine at least says in the coalition agreement of traffic lights you want to quote much more invested in the railway than in the cool road the more it is unless it has become 3,800 million euros for new roads for new rails only 2,100 million you see exactly how it was planned just backwards volker wissing continues to fight staunchly for the hum hum our out of puff daddy certainly not a protective climate in the strictest sense anna for that a perfect comedian we want a high performance tsche train that will bring the citizens to their destinations safely and punctually we want to be able to put the clock back on the train yes and I want shoulder length hair ladies and gentlemen the trans sector will not pass either porte has 3.1 in the last year megatonnes of co2 skyrocketed more than allowed, which is why mr bit had to remain detained during the summer holidays while the happy colleagues were on the beach and presented an immediate program with new measures, which then it was strictly controlled by a so-called expert council of experts and the expert council refused to look into it in detail at the school would be that the sixth grade of the school does not understand the point putting a soft six with those grades would not normally be becomes transport minister but pushes shopping carts together at lidl can still improve german environmental aid has knowledge he has just demanded and rightly a third of the savings he planned ba based on the hope that almost everyone will work in head office next year yes relies on fuel efficient truck trailers so probably empty trailers and calculates that there really were more cable cars in German cities, expressly, it's not a joke, yes, really, yes it's a pity that the expert council did not want to finish the immediate wissing program, there were still great ideas in it, for example, the commuter flat rate not only for dad but also for the youngster the new bobby car bonus push cars are largely CO2 neutral, many don't even know that wissing also wants the cruisers to be manually operated and realistically too , wants many more trucks on our roads, that is, vehicles pulled by unicorns. the thing about volker wissing is the exciting question is he can't or won't we'll switch live to the ministry of transport his secretary of state valerie niehaus from here this six point plan that his boss has acted on is yes, he probably refuses to work yes ok sir he works there now but also a bit of a victim of his own means set up the old man we're kicking ourselves for our company thinking it may surprise you now but of the peoples and we define ourselves that way. about the job so hendrick for example is in charge of the bike lanes task force so he imagines someone will be building more bike lanes soon so it's not a bad intention but I have a feeling they don't . really noticing the latest trends in the world of work but the cameras are silent dismissals in English quaid criticizes this is the term used by many young people to express that they no longer want to put up with overtime anymore they no longer want to live exclusively for work work govern is the new Hot shit that cool people could do, so what do they want?
I'm sorry, too, if climate change affects people's work-life balance. It is in poor condition but each ministry is responsible for its CO2 balance, also traffic. If you say that I know a beautiful man who says otherwise, the traffic light has agreed in its coalition agreement that unlike the previous government we will no longer be just the individual sector, for example traffic, but we want to offset more climate targets across all sectors, that's not how teamwork works, so if we don't save enough on traffic or always offset other sectors, then rejoice, the pdf has finally walked away. from the beginning of performance so not with hartz iv now but so fast with us yes the construction industry has to stay in detention too but at least they try real hints for the construction industry stupid writer pig , we have also done many things that prevent the speed limit.
Combustion engines prevented what was however success today even had a real deadline, it has to be new high-tech equipment for thetrain. one leg the loud whistle that's why nothing works at the train station if you whistle we go home now true to our new ministry motto deliverable sing with volker wise people just wanted to offer you a small car just click ok hello you got moves fuck hey