Hermitcraft 9: Episode 18 - THE CONTENT GENERATOR
this video is sponsored by audible thanks guys i'm at war with a fly in my office i've been trying to record this video for like three or four hours but there's a fly in my office and it's driving me crazy ok i thought anyway i'd get started and if you hear a fly buzzing and me losing my mind, everything is understood. What is happening today. We're going to be working really hard on a bunch of things if you're not sure what this is this is a squid farm which I hope will produce a lot of black dye as I go on an adventure today to try to farm we're going to do a crazy amount of grinding today but come on to try and make it more exciting than it sounds i have been extremely busy off camera doing something extremely boring here it is in 10 seconds i spent an hour and a half creating two shulker boxes full of duly enchanted shovels and picks these are the grinding boxes and the goal today is to produce a whole lot of dye farms a lot of sand and gravel and fill that gap in the market for the concrete entity.
This is quite a gigantic task. Getting all the dye bits is actually surprisingly difficult. door you can bone these guys to get some of the basic colors but some of the dyes in this game are just stupid hard to come by like if you want red dye there are a number of ways to get it including just bone this if you want even super easy white dye bone meal but black dye you have to do a whole squid farm or even more complicated with a rose farm and then brown dye you have to grow coconut it's just a little unbalanced so what we're going to to do today is work on a farm and i'm pretty bad at farms and by that i mean i can do them but they're always pretty inefficient for example the farm i invented here that produces bamboo and algae well uh it hasn't been perfect it's been produced ok it's I produced a little more than this because I've been building it but it hasn't been the most efficient thing in the world good job we don't need this right away and then, later, we will review the
generator that was strange. right the
content builder and old grumbot prime so let's try to make the first one first and yeah i've never been playing this game for a long time and i've never made a squid farm so let's go ahead and try to make one we have a squid farm and the ongoing project of draining the river because if there's a small part of the river still available, chances are all the squid spawning will go there instead of your farm, so it's quite labor intensive. we have to do the homework to drain the water and we have a cactus farm that is producing very very well look at this we have a lot of cacti and what i want to do is obviously turn this into a green dye but also compost it when i have too much i will create white dye also, so between this and this we have most of our bases covered for dye, the only thing is that I'm going to need some coal to melt this into dye, luckily a giant column of coal has appeared. oh yeah it's high but we'll come back to that because I have a little bit of frontier farming so actually we're going to skip that oh my god I need to light that up that's dangerous we're going to visit the cave where I miss my friends so much i made a new one and if you remember last
episode we are going to create the three tank system
content generated by grumbot prime so let's go ahead and get this up and running before we start pushing the buttons there have been many suggestions for this and one one of the best was that instead of just having hermit names it could also use locations so it could be shopping districts so it could be something like frog educated shopping district not sure how to educate to the shopping district but it works fine so we're going to create these vats here and get it up and running and give it a test drive here we go we've got more than actually time elapsed i'm out of paper p but actually lights because you couldn't really i see the paper very well these give off lighting so you can see them in the tubs and then i've made some friends from redstone oh oh customers i don't know what's going on there oh i have uh scar died in the cave just a second and i picked up his hat so that might be why he's a little upset um but look i made my own redstone y'all this is so exciting i mean it's very green redstone and it's just a bunch of repeaters, yes this is what my redstone looks like but i'm very happy with myself because it works and i did it and there's all this kind of redstone coming up and stuff and it fits with the theme of my what's going on what just happened pearl is looking up oh i'm sad i missed it wait oh there s Someone's like it's a search and that's amazing.
She managed to kill Scar with an anvil from up there. Wow, I mean, I'm impressed. I'm impressed. That was also impressive. Awesome guys I'm trying to record my video and there's some chaos going on oh hey green what's going on? I turn around the scar is dead and then he steals my frog head and then the pup kills you with an anvil and then somehow you managed to sing fruit. right in the right place that was good that was pretty good that was great that's great y'all wanna help me with my
content builder y'all wanna give it a twist what we need to do like where you just push the button and see what happens oh right keep going all the time but if you push the button scar you have to do what the ai generates ok they didn't even hesitate oh it made bing noises though i think i think i enjoyed the beeps what did it do?
What did? grandpa said grandma it's like grandma graham butt okay so pick up the pieces of paper the papers yeah yeah take the paper then move them read yeah read them booster rockets yeah bad joke , what if what if you what if you put a bad changed the name of a crossbow to a bad joke and killed him with rockets, so in the chat boom, see that Grandbot Prime has understood. Do you want to generate some
content? Yes, try it once he has done the generated.
content you have to leave this sign at the end that says this
content was generated by grumbot i'm pushing it i'm doing it i'm so excited to kill the urge with a bad joke queen of fish ren good that's great that's perfect that's perfect i want say come on you have to make it rain fish in ren easy korean try it you haven't done it yet i haven't done it yet well what will it do well well well i feel like you? the guys have some of the best roles I've ever put there.
I need more poop. ne uh well this is not going to this this is not going to work this is the problem with ai ok i have come on i have huh guardian green yes green yes puppet show puppet show how am i going to do a puppet show with guardians i love it how I do this? Maybe I can do it right now. Wait, I like this quick impromptu scenario. judy you're not british enough to know what this is i guess here we go thank you thank you this is a one man show. im honest this is what you get when you like to generate using ai and also its not ai theres nothing smart about it its just three words huh are you all ready for the huh this is hosted by grumbot prime this is the green puppet show is ok yeah there's a frog never expect the frog i only have two puppets guys like you you gotta give me a break here and d also there's only one of me so the chase scene will be watching your little head just scurry under the costume changes and then this ends with an oh no oh yeah and i died there c'mon that's that's that's your puppet show that was awesome i'm glad no one is poking me out the loose plot hole of what happened to her to the frog so that's good glad no one is following it oh my gosh that was horrible and I'm starting to rethink this whole idea of generating
content to be honest with you it was probably the worst thing I've ever had to do.
I loved it, yeah that's cool. Grandpa is a genius. in real life well i think i enjoyed the puppet show oh i'm glad because yeah that was my generated
content i think everyone including me is starting to doubt if it was a good idea but then it depends on me because I wrote puppet show. I put that option on the machine. Yes, yes, your fault is d. he didn't write it grimbot yeah of course he did uh of course he did so he'll bless me with another one oh no oh no yeah it's addicting I'm setting up my place.
I am setting up my spawn. It's okay? Does it say redacted? Are you keeping that information a secret? Well, if I tell you, then it won't be one of the pieces of paper. Forward. so oh no it's oh it's ok it's ok I can't figure it out ok I can't give too many I can't give all the
content will be killed yeah yeah it's actually really good you see? got a bad first roll which was horrible but i'm telling you the
generator so far has a pretty good hit rate so that's what happens when you run into people streaming on the server and you end up with a very bad puppet show weird i was seriously debating my life choices after that i thought why did i decide to put such weird stuff in here, why did i put a puppet show inside the dropper?
Well anyway that was the first one now the second one we got which I couldn't tell b dubs while he was there which is b dubs horn surprise now on the
hermitcraft server we have this as a special mod that allows us to do custom speakers and music discs so this works pretty well because I can make a custom speaker that wows really, really loud and all I have to do is wait for Beat Up to come online and maybe make me lose a little bit of marbles why can't I open anything? ah, seems i lost connection, don't you hate it when you lose internet?
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We went to the king's search area. We set up a priority search that essentially gave us free diamonds. Here they are, those were the priority missions and before I hear anyone complaining, I think I was the biggest contributor to this system. i put in 27 stacks of diamond ore and so far all i've gotten is these three blocks i think i've still had a horrendous loss we've got to mine this system a lot more if we're going to get back even a fraction of what we donate to this thing, honestly we must have supplied half the diamonds to this thing mostly because of the diamond ore war so i feel completely justified in getting a couple of diamond blocks for myself oh i guess i haven't seen one yet frog.
How have I not seen a frog? How long has this update been out? The diamonds have gone fake and Jevin made them? I think that means we could probably put new quests in here and try to make some more diamonds. I have a very good idea that is a little more subtle than just giving green diamonds. This is actually one that is similar to one of the only ones. search catalogs look look these there are economy missions and there are literally missions here that say spend 32 diamonds in the shopping district and you get half your diamonds back spend 64 diamonds in the shopping district and you get half your diamonds back so why not? we do some of these but we make it goofy so what we're going to do is create a new priority search that takes advantage of this but maybe we should branch out and make a priority area because it seems very unofficial it's incredibly successful there are people ignoring the quests below and these two ended instantly earlier today we moved a lot of the shares below the entity so what if we just put a quest that says buy at least half of the entity shares that way we win some money they make some money looks legit bada bing bada boom we win i get some of the diamonds back i donated to the king i say donated and they get alots of stock they may or may not need so by my calculations i actually don't have that much in stock i've actually made some decent sales i won't i need to offer this many diamonds for this to be profitable for whoever wants a lot of shares of the entity, so i think 12 diamond blocks is a significant win as long as they take half of everything here, so to make it all look a bit more official, i may need to edit this area and create a platform for the priority quests.
Here we go. Two additional platforms. Priority mission. entity and I've made a second one so this one doesn't work the so lonely and two not all are about me but I was leaving a blank space on what to actually put here so I put um provide a red fish because it's kind of like a red herring ok so i have a problem i need to find 12 diamond blocks its not really a problem cause i can still use these here i'm pretty sure i can shave without anyone fussing oh perfect actually it's going to be 12 isn't 12 at the point 12 diamond blocks easily and that's and that's more than a stack and a half of diamonds which is probably more than enough to buy half the shares in the entity plus a little more for his pocket making it an extremely valuable business to everyone except the king but let's not forget again these are probably my diamonds anyway this is how economies work now it has occurred to me that I am not se I'm sure the king can keep this business model sure he took a bunch of diamonds from everyone in the start but doesn't take any diamonds from anywhere Otherwise he's probably just constantly losing diamonds but you know that's not it our problem to worry about.
I'm sure I'm sure the king has it all figured out and knows exactly what he's doing right so that's where we leave the entity side of other things besides working on our next chunk of stock as big as he can selling on the
hermitcraft server every season is fine all the kings here rockets and concrete and concrete is what I've been doing by leaps and bounds to stock up it's not the reason we've been in this season for weeks and months and there's no concrete for sale because no one wants do it nobody nobody wants to go near touching anything to do with concrete so i went ahead and started the process starting with gravel and we have a lot of gravel here a lot of gravel that's a good amount and then what we'll do is take this to the sand spot so what i'm doing now is a little bit of grinding towards us i'm not going to get all the concrete and all the stain worked out today this is a p It's a very, very long term project so we're going to continue to work towards this particular goal a little bit it's probably going to take a couple
episodes it's not an easy task but we're waiting for tango because it's going to help me with the custom speaker I don't really know how it works and tango does, so he will help me with the b-dub surprise, so while we wait for it to be time to go find sand, which is the only non-cultivable one.
Some of the concrete I could make a pig farm and swap it out for gravel but it's probably faster to get a load manually so while we wait for the tango time to go get some sand the sand picking went well we got a serious problem. the amount of gravel and sand and mixing the dyes is a task for the next
episode but all the ingredients are pretty close together now and after that tango was very nice and thank you very much tango very nice of you i don't understand how to do these things but he did you saw this this is a surprise horn he even did some editing now you have to unmute to hear this you have to enable voice chat but hopefully we can sneak up to be dubs and with luckily it's not muted and we're surprised we make him jump out of his skin how loud is that and he even gave us some reverb and all surprise we must first find the b overdubs in an ideal world he doesn't know we're there at all oh it's just he may have seen me already I definitely saw someone there now what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay this is totally normal everything is okay I'm not crazy okay so here is your chest monster, oh, just left the game. it was spawned by grumbot if we stay here we might catch it if it comes back online of course it would be gone just when i need it of course it would be gone right when i got here. squids fly it's like watching paint dry but much stranger sorry my planet needs me w You may just need to go ahead and get boost now the boost is being broadcast right now so in theory it should be unmuted b dubs is back beat it back on board abort i was literally been building here i walk in way out sign
content was generated by grumbot oh no i gotta change out of my boxer shorts oh gee it's a horn caved in remember the other day when we went and spawned grumbot yeah i got b-dubs horn surprise so i took it very literally oh you know you know that moment when you freak out a bit and the screen goes crazy yeah where your hand goes yeah i did one of those you know what if you want to take this to the next level yeah momentum is streaming right now if you just walk up to it and start a conversation i'll wait like a moment of calm and then catch it too but it only works if people aren't muted that's why i put up the sign because i knew you'd read it ok ok So I go and get him to start talking. g and then you screw it up yeah yeah okay yeah tedious to be okay I'm gonna go with number one gold black stone yeah yeah hive number two yeah you see em good yeah number three, Surprise I got it, they sent me here to set you up, yeah My God, what was it that this
content was brought to you by the growl?
Okay this time I'm ready do that again what happened surprise omg I thought I was ready. Turns out it wasn't right I need to go and end this that was uh that's all you got that's it again well im going to call that a hit we hardly caught any b-dubs i want to say thank you so much for watching and i hope you enjoyed this video i've been working very very hard like there's a lot of grinding on this i think i'm getting my mojo back a bit feeling i'm feeling the workload you know i got all that sand gravel don't forget we built the
generator in this
episode, we had a puppet show and gave b-dubs a spooky horn surprise, okay? ow thank you so much for watching everyone hope you enjoyed the
episode and see you in the next one bye i thought i would go find mr surprise.