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world dominance how do they make all these billion dollars? These lobsters in Nebraska are about to end, and while the same old dinosaurs did the same old things, the big new addition to the franchise is critters. Lobsters' prehistoric DNA has made them stronger than they should be. not yet here we are what is lobster jaws wings thorax do they know that insects are not dinosaurs?
Watch out because everything ng you hate is back as chris pratt appearing in six major releases in just 12 months go away claire the ass kicking roof jumping dinosaur fighting survivalist and if you're wondering wasn't she a white collar exec just a few years, the original? the cast is back too laura dern shines and rocks an ever taller pair of pants as the most beloved actor of all time because who else could top this dialogue slipped in my dms no jeff goldblum a chaotic savant who took a job just for the money playing ian malcolm a chaotic jerk who took a job just for the money, well i have five kids you know so the expenses add up and the triumphant return of dr alan grant who returns triumphantly afterwards of his triumphant return for
jurassic park 3. alan welcome back old friend alan welcome back alan no one was stupid enough to build another dinosaur theme park but one corporation was so dumb they built their apple store in los canyon dinosaurs are there dinosaurs in the mirror of the mines? r dinosaurs everywhere there are plots the evil ceo dodgson remember dodson dodson we have dodson here who along with the scheming doctor wu of course it's not him it's always he has a plan to capture maisie the clone a girl who suffers from not even you're my real mom you can't keep me here you're not my mom and i'm not even a real mom plus i'm not even a real person anyway to take a tissue sample from her body that could cure all human diseases i'm sorry but that sounds extremely valuable.
I wonder if they kept distracting us with lobsters that are bananas, so instead of staring in amazement while your jaws dropped, gaze sadly at the burned and empty field that the franchise has become as they scrape scrapes from the bottom of the waste . barrel in the barrel bottom recycling factory with the biggest binding t-rex giganotosaurus the
world has ever seen binding evil science company could have made it look like bioson wasn't rotten to the core and binding divorce is over oh So sorry to hear that aside from the newer tropes like the obligatory lack of chemistry between the leads, the obligatory girl with a line about being gay, that's easy to cut for the China release, and the obligatory moment where you can prevent any dinosaur from attacking. doing the stop hand sign to stay out of trouble hey no hey come on colin you know that only works in blue because owen trainer from birth to follow hand signals you should know better you wrote all this every time everyone we act surprised starring owen big e for the effort bryce dallas how come i haven't been asked to take care of these homeschooled kids they're weird thank you for your fan service steve knob wu it's for the kids han yolo lupine the turd the dinosaurs had big claws and the
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world episode six the clone wars what's that you say we're three meals away from anarchy if we don't stop them you can choose your last three meals what of what you're talking what what what what what thanks for watching and if you made it this far check out our
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