Honest Trailers | Jurassic World: Dominion
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World Domination How are these all a billion dollars doing Dinosaurs have spread around the
world off-camera Between the sequels Dinosaurs are in our
world because Colin Trevorrow knows what you really want for the epic conclusion to his dino trilogy , the big new addition to the franchise is bug stuff, the locust's prehistoric DNA made them stronger than they should be, yeah nobody said there were bugs not here we are what locust mandibles wings thorax do you know, that bugs aren't dinosaurs? ng you hate is back like chris pratt, who appears in six major releases in just 12 months, get rid of Claire, the ass-kicking rooftop jumper who fights survivalists, and if you're wondering, wasn't she a clerk executive a few years ago? cast is back too laura dern shines and always higher waisted pants than the most popular actor of all time because who else could get over that dialogue he slithered into my dms no jeff goldblum a messy wise ass who took a job just for the money i play Ian Malcolm, a messy smartass who took a job just for the money.
Well, I have five kids, you know, so the expenses add up and the triumphant return of Dr. Alan Grant making a triumphant return after triumphantly returning for
Jurassic Park 3 Old Friend Alan Welcome Back Alan Nobody was stupid enough to build another dinosaur theme park, but one company was stupid enough to open their Apple Store in Dinosaur Canyon have built. Are there uh dinosaurs in the mines? r dinosaurs everywhere there plans the evil ceo dodgson remember dodson dodson we have dodson here who along with the scheming doctor wu of course not he it is always he has a plan maisie the clone to catch a girl suffering from it you ain't even my real one Mother you can't keep me here you are not my mother and I'm not even a real mother, besides I'm not even a real person anyway to take a tissue sample from her body that could cure all human diseases that I'm sorry, but that sounds very worthwhile.
I'm amazed they kept distracting me with grasshoppers that are bananas. Instead of staring in awe while your jaw drops in amazement, you stare grimly at the empty burned field that the franchise has become as they scrape the scratches off the bottom of the waste barrel recycling factory with the obligatory larger t-rex giganotosaurus largest kind the
world has ever seen obligatory evil science company i would have made it seem like bioson wasn't rotten to the core and obligatory divorce stuff is over oh sorry to hear that on top of newer tropes like obligatory lack of chemistry between the leads, an obligatory girl with a line about being gay that can easily be cut out for the China release and the obligatory moment where you can stop every dinosaur from attacking you by hitting the stop sign with your hand to avoid trouble, hey no, hey, come on Colin you know that that only works on blue because you are a birth coach to follow hand signals with owen great e for the effort bryce dallas how did you not ask me to take on these still homeschooled kids are weird thanks for your fan service steve knob wu is for the kids han yolo lupine that shit did the dinosaurs have big claws and the
world according to jeff goldblum
world not a fan
world episode six the clone wars what does that mean uh we're three meals away from anarchy if we can't stop it you pick your last three meals what what you talking about what what what what what what what what what what what what what thanks for watching and if you've made it this far, check out our
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