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Meanwhile... Scientists Study The Clitoris | Mariah Carey Says "It's Time"

Nov 06, 2022

Meanwhile... Scientists Study The Clitoris | Mariah Carey Says "It's Time"

Stephen: I'M SO EXCITED. LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYONE! RIGHT THERE! SORRY, I WAS DRAGGED. I FORGOT TO THROW YOU. HE TRAINED ME TOO MUCH ON IT. THAT SOUNDED FANTASTIC. I AM VERY EXCITED TO HAVE SWEETBABY JAMES ON TONIGHT'S SHOW ALONG WITH MR. MATTHEW PERRY WHO HAS A FASCINATING NEW BOOK ABOUT HIS LIFE HERE I'LL TELL YOU A QUICK STORY ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND JAMES TAYLOR IS THAT -- I'M LUCKY TO INTERVIEW AND TALK TO BOTH HERE BUT MY LOVELY DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS IN COLLEGE HAD A COLLEGE RADIO SHOW A ONCE A WEEK, ON TUESDAYS AROUND 6:00 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
meanwhile scientists study the clitoris mariah carey says it s time
USED ​​TO TRY TO TUNE IT O7:00, WAS AFTER THE SHOW. I LOVED LISTENING TO IT ON THE WAY HOME ON THE INTERNET AND SHE AND HER FRIEND WHO WAS DOING THE SHOW TOGETHER WANTED TO MAKE A RADIO SHOW DEDICATED TO SONGS THEY LIKE AND SONGS THEIR PARENTS LIKE AND THE NAME OF THE SHOW WAS JAMES TAYLOR SWIFT. ISN'T IT PRETTY? IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE BY ESTEBAN. IT DOES, YES. IT'S OKAY! Stephen: FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME RIGHT IN THERE PUTTING UP THE GREATEST STORIES OF THE DAY MOUNTING THEM INTO A STYLISH HELMET, ADDING A SYMMETRY FLIGHT DECK, TWO ROLLS ROYCE BR ENGINES- 725, PANORAMIC OVAL WINDOWS AND TRUE CIRCADIAN LIGHTING, TO PRESENT YOU THE GORGEOUS GULFSTREAM G-700 JET THAT'S MY MONOLOGUE.
meanwhile scientists study the clitoris mariah carey says it s time
BUT SOMETIMES-- SOMETIMES, FRIENDS, JUST SOMETIMES, I WASH AROUND IN A WASTE POND, SHAKE OFF THE HEADACHE OF SULFUR I STEAL A TENT FROM SOME TEENS AND WRAP IT UP SOME OLD BIKE FRAMES AND BOLT ON THE SEAT I STARTED OUT OF A SCRAP GO-KART THEN CLIMB AN ELECTRICAL TOWER AND LAUNCH ON THE NEWS HOBO HANG GLIDER WHICH IS MY SEGMENT:♪ ♪ ♪ "

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!" LET'S DO IT. LIKE THAT. I LIKE THIS TOO.OH...MEANWHILE...ACCORDING TO THE LATEST RESEARCH, "TIENENSE AMERICAN WORKERS GOT BACK MUCH LESS PRODUCTIVE AND NO ONE IS SURE WHY." ...MEH". MEANWHILE, THERE'S BEEN A SEXY SCIENTIST SEXUAL BREAKTHROUGH, BECAUSE "SCIENTISTS FINALLY LEARNED MORE ABOUT THE CLITORIS." WHICH, THEY SAY, HAS "MANY MORE NERVOUS TERMINATIONS THAN WE THINK".
meanwhile scientists study the clitoris mariah carey says it s time
TO WHICH COLLEGE-AGE MEN EVERYWHERE RESPONDED, "OF COURSE-- AND I DEFINITELY KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND THOSE NERVE ENDINGS. IT'S IN THE BATHING SUIT AREA." MEANWHILE, CHAMPAGNE HOUSE G.H.MOOM HAS INVENTED A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE THAT CAN DISPENSE BUBBLE INTO SPACE. FANTASTIC.WHO DOESN'T LOVE DRUNKEN ASTRONAUTS? "HOUSTON, I HAVE A PROBLEM: I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, HOUSTON! LET'S DO KAROKE!♪ YOU WERE MY VOICE WHEN I COULDN'T"-- ♪MEANWHILE, ON NEWS FAULTY ART MEANWHILE, IN DOG FOOD NEWS, "SAN FRANCISCO'S LATEST TRENDY RESTAURANT SERVES FOR CANINES." MEALS ARE $75 AND INCLUDE "FILET MIGNON STEAK TARTARE WITH QUAIL EGG." PAIRS BEAUTIFULLY WITH DRINKS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE TOILET.
meanwhile scientists study the clitoris mariah carey says it s time
A REVOLUTION IS COMING. MEANWHILE, A HOSPITAL IN ITALY PUBLISHED PHOTOS OF "A RECENT, DELICATE BRAIN SURGERY IN WHICH THE PATIENT LAY AWAKE AND PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE." THE REASON I WAS PLAYING ELSAX WAS BECAUSE THE SURGEON WAS ALREADY ON THE CONBAX. THERE GOES. HURT IT, BABY. PUNCH HIM.MEANWHILE, MARIAH CAREY WENT VIRAL FOR POSTING THIS VIDEO TODAY ENTITLED, OMINOUSLY, "IT'S TIME!" JIM?♪ IT'S TIME ♪ Stephen: NO!IT'S NOT TIME!IT'S NOT TIME.NO! HALLOWEEN WAS JUST YESTERDAY, MARIA! YOU CAN'T "EVERYTHING I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS" WHILE I STILL HAVE MINI-SNICKERS IN MY LOWER GUT! AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S PACKED WITH PEANUTS.
meanwhile scientists study the clitoris mariah carey says it s time
IN THE MEANWHILE, WE JUST LEARNED THAT "GERMANY IS GOING TO LEGALIZE THE USE OF CANNABIS FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES" .OH, AND ONLY 108 YEARS TOO LATE TO PREVENT A COUPLE OF WORLD WARS."THE ARCHDUKE HAS BEEN MURDERED! FERDINAND!" "THAT'S A BUMMER. NOW LET'S RELAX AND SEE THE Cuckoo CLOCK!" THE DECISION TAKES A LONG TIME. SO MANY US PRESIDENTS HAVE DRIVEN IT OVER THE YEARS, INCLUDING REAGAN'S FAMOUS SPEECH ON THE BERLIN WALL. MR. GORBACHEV, RIP ON THIS BONG! Stephen: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK
meanwhile scientists study the clitoris mariah carey says it s time
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