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Mittens The Chess Bot Will Make You Quit Chess

Jan 06, 2023

Mittens The Chess Bot Will Make You Quit Chess

oh that's so sick actually it's sick it's showtime trying to be serious let's see what I'm gonna do I guess I'll play D3 how strong is a one really yeah he's a one yeah one ELO exactly one not bad you guys not bad ok go to E3 use a minute oh is there anything I can change? No, there is no time in this. I do not know what he's talking about. I don't like the structure setup anymore. eventually he

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collapse under my mighty paws, I mean meow, okay, you've given this cat a bit of a good sense of humor, I'll get it, I'll give you that, but so far I'm not impressed by his openness.
mittens the chess bot will make you quit chess
I'm just playing another human. I'm still not inspired. I am six years old. It's okay, please, it's okay. He plays G4, but if he really is 3500, then G4 is disrespectful. big debate cut bishop A3 move come on here gentleman you won good that's already a problem um not supposed to play E4 uh this is a problem. They may crush me here. I also have the Flying V, so Flying V has got to count for something here, right? I really wish I could get C4 C5 and shut it down but I can't and I play C4 it's C5 a move I don't know if it's I'm going to go Knight F4 I'm going to try to be passive here it's alright B5 it's already making me so happy we have a clogged toilet here this is very good this is very very good come on here this is very good I actually feel pretty good about myself come on mate here you know you want to, you know you want to have a mate just take just do it alright let's go there, okay, go here.
mittens the chess bot will make you quit chess
I feel like I'm fine and no one cares what Bishop does. G4 take you know you wanna take it Let's take you you know you wanna take it do it you know you wanna take it come on you know you wanna take it zero part swap yeah Come on,

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, you know you want to trade. I'm talking to a cat like he's trying to get a cat to eat food. That is exactly what I am doing. I'm trying to tell him that I'm hypnotizing him. take the knight now you have to take well i'm attacking the bishop you have to take well come on just take buddy you know you want to take well what i have to be careful not to laugh a little at E3 you've succeeded and been around longer than money before you have meow Okay I gotta survive for 49 more moves just play G6 here we made two moves abroad oh shoot it goes night oh crap it goes night oh shoot am I really in trouble here Oh, how did I do it?
mittens the chess bot will make you quit chess
I don't see this coming oh shoot I'm stuck I think oh yeah this is it oh oh really I'll probably lose here cause now I can't let it trade I can't get my lock this is really too ugly , I'm still trying to hold on somehow and get bishop E2, maybe I can hold on, yeah this is it, yeah I think I'm about to lose too, let's go queen B. 1 Knight C4 though, ¿ what was wrong? Do you want crafty? Five questions. Do I have any way to hold on here? Okay, let's go here. I am trying to exchange.
mittens the chess bot will make you quit chess
I have to get my king into play. I'm not on time ok very good King G2 and Rook C1 It would be ok yeah I was just lost or wait maybe a Quincy Water this is too bad just a pawn down here Some how I can trade the queens I can actually survive and maybe draw the game guess Rook up one I'm going back abroad is extremely patient, which is a little annoying. I'm not going to lie like I'm extremely patient like I'm not getting anything out of it. trying to hold on but pretty unlikely ok just repeat foreign at some point its going to be F6 or something dumb.
mittens the chess bot will make you quit chess
I think it's not a real threat. I also had to draw against the men, but I was wrong six times and lost. a hot drink yeah i got my hot drink right here oh god it's not going for a royal walk it's a tie i don't know if this is a tie but how is this not a triple by the way i feel like we've been repeating everything the day here foreign draw yes I'm serious obviously I can go to C5. I am a tiger and you are in the jungle. I call eternity. Okay dude, how do I do this?
mittens the chess bot will make you quit chess
Knight H3. Problems like pieces are just as passive here. to start stagnating i feel like a Andy stuck here maybe Knight H3 D4 we're not going here back ok king king of fate still completely fine i'm losing to an Evo bot of course guys except it's not an eel it's like 3600. so This reminds me of the game I had against Daniel Dubov, where he had a kind of weird setup with Knight H3 or 96. He kept the kingside pawns. I'll go 92 although I have to be very careful how I do this. I just got killed here. I'm going to go here, I pray that D4 always takes and I have a check.
I'm holding it temporarily. was my move here was 904 Rook F1 was Knight of four was the night of four before it's like all positions look the same except everything is like outside of a metaphorical square C2 this is very bad this is not good for fist one , I guess I'll go here and pray D4 doesn't kill me, but I think so, oh, not really that interesting. I have kingju one everything is hanging by a thread but Queenie 3 exchange 92 and I am losing in an absurd online game if I go Knight G2 novice two queen A1 work F2 and the 92 of the fossil is that actually a fortress I put the Tower in E3 it's essentially a fortress I'm thinking 92 noob two queen A1 work two Rook 292 King H2 take take Queen D4 I had a four that can't be a fortress it could be a fortress s The Fortress that doesn't exist as we know but I can't move either my king can't move because rook can't move any of my pawns so it's not the queen either that's all i have here there has to be a night move questions i guess i'll go for it then foreign move you can still play f5 i'll try to set a fortress here probably not a fortress but i

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try foreign maybe i have a chance here wait maybe i have a chance now wait if i was wrong for sure but wait what a wait ra plunder im stupid oh my god this is zugzvong oh thats so sick actually its sick i go here there friend go here foreign why does this show up how do i remove it? ok a sec there we go alright it's still almost a fortress but i don't think it's a fortress what happens to rookie three if i go if i go to rookie three he fires the queen rookie three takes the queen it's almost a fortress but not

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e oh wait, Bob Knight takes four boards off of Rook F2, wait a second, I think I fooled him, I just fooled him.
I think I cheated on him. No, this has to be a fortress. Well Rook F2 is better. Why is my browser messed up? Whatever. Knight G2 is a horrible move. I got too excited. That was literally the worst thing possible. it should be a fortress though it should be a draw but i have to find the right setup 93 king of four this is really interesting now its not about the game itself its actually just kinda interesting let's throw both King H5 Knight G4 it should be a tie you can't take what i don't know what you mean she for the queen of four H3 passing H2 H3 there should still be a tie this might be a mistake but I think it's a weird tie as one more move and it's a tie sure i can

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the Knight to F2 draw I highlighted the plus two What do you mean I highlighted the plus two? oh ok i see ok so here we go king h3 and everything is ok so i go here yeah this is a giveaway actually this is a giveaway be careful no zoo i cant yes h this is a draw this is this should be a draw what was the last catch 130 so i still like another 40 moves to go yes should go Rook G3 even King H1 could be a draw but again like i said not that good actually you guys act like if it was a super computer, everyone says it's so good, but like it played the endgame wrong.
I don't care if it's minus 1.4 for you. The strength exists and when there is a strength, a strength means that it is a draw, yes. if this is a tie i'm pretty sure we actually go here and i just wait, just wait, yeah because now i have multiple multi squares i have two rook squares and i also have two king squares this has to be a tie , yeah, this is a tie, yeah, everyone says it's 3,500 3,500. okay, it's not 3,500, but that's okay, so we draw this game, we'll play another one, and see if I can win. i'm not that impressed actually i can't even beat a cat yeah i'm not impressed i'm not impressed yeah people were saying he's as good as st ock for 15 but i mean he should have won that final game lo he screwed up he screwed up this was a very very bad technique it's ok to draw the prophecy must come true i mean this was a horrible technique like this position is definitely winning here without F5 F5 i mean he's still winning black they should go F6 and then G5 here so let me click where the analysis is.
I don't see it as F6, G5 wins, but the other point to

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for those wondering, uh, F4. it was a big mistake except after Knight F4 if you go Queen take four there is Rook F2 and a deadlock you take the Rook with a foreign deadlock
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