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Not Everyone Is Mourning The Queen’s Death & NASA Tests Planetary Defense System | The Daily Show

Sep 17, 2022

Not Everyone Is Mourning The Queen’s Death & NASA Tests Planetary Defense System | The Daily Show

After last week's extreme heat, California has announced they will be the first states to introduce a heatwave ranking

system

so people can easily understand how hot it's going to be, which isn't just temperature. They just invented the thermometer you know well I think I could see how that's going to be useful it's going to be like hot extremely hot dangerously hot and then Idris Alba and if it's Idris Alba stay inside, stay indoors and look after your grandmother on Tuesday's economic news, the government still reported that rate hikes Inflation is still incredibly high and in response the stock market fell 1300 points, the worst drop since 2020.
not everyone is mourning the queen s death nasa tests planetary defense system the daily show
And I can only say that the stock market is a little? No I mean every single one of us should trigger inflation not inflation lower unemployment we just have to do it we roll with it but the slightest bit of bad news and the stock market is like oh I'm quitting this is my worst Day for two years I don't think I can ever come back from this and then every time the next day it will be like that yesterday I might have reacted a little bit harshly I might have overreacted and I feel like today is my best day will be so much drama in science news NASA is testing a new

planetary

defense

system

by launching a spacecraft directly into an asteroid to see if it can knock it off course by talking to the asteroid about bitcoin , until it deviates naturally it will just drift away from Earth, but let's get to the big news of the day, and it's still about

Queen

E Elizabeth II,

Queen

of the Andals and the first humans Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea and Wales, mother of corgis and maker of necklaces, after living her best life for 96 years, the

Queen

's

death

has apparently made headlines around the world , so let's catch up on all those headlines in our latest episodes of the Royal Rumble today, what

Queen

Elizabeth was inaugurated at Westminster and no surprise the brits went all out for it, as the brits love to do whatever the pump would with dignity being everywhere I'm talking streets full of giant British flags I'm talking about soldiers in their fanciest hats I'm talking about a coffin adorned with the royal crown on it which technically means for a while that coffin was the rule of England.
not everyone is mourning the queen s death nasa tests planetary defense system the daily show
Yes, I read that on Wikipedia, and officials expect more than 700,000 mourners will come to see the

queen

lie in states where people have been waiting in a five-mile line for up to 30 hours. It's basically like trying to vote in georgia you have to be that committed to see the

queen

but my favorite ritual my favorite ritual about this whole thing is that the royal beekeeper has to inform the

queen

's bees that the

queen

i died that's a real thing they have to do and look they don't have footage of it but i feel like i can imagine it didn't go well.
not everyone is mourning the queen s death nasa tests planetary defense system the daily show
Hello everybody. Hello I'm afraid I have some difficult news the

queen

is dead yeah no no no no not you not your

queen

not your

queen

the

queen

not your

queen

calm down

everyone

calm down it'll be alright it'll be alright ok uh we have a new uh fuhrer and charles will Now the kings are, so yes, a lot of people mourn, but it turns out that while the royal family has their official rituals, people have their own way of

mourning

their beloved

queen

, and Buckingham Palace politely asked her to cut that out, so have we I've heard the authorities are asking the public to stop leaving certain gifts outside of Buckingham Palace.
not everyone is mourning the queen s death nasa tests planetary defense system the daily show
What can you tell us about it? Yes they are specifically asking people to stop bringing toy bears ated in a video sket alongside an animated version of the Paddington bear which was a real hit here was a sensation and in honor of those people were toy bears and jelly sandwiches that mentioned in that skit brought so many bears to the grounds of Buckingham Palace that the Royal Park Service is asking people to stop bringing bears and instead bring organic tributes such as unwrapped flowers like oh the lady who had tea with Paddington , yes, are you kidding me, she was the longest reigning

queen

in world history, she drove an ambulance in WWII, she knighted legends, and she killed Princess Diana, and you remember her from a sketch,

show

some respect paddington bears btw not sure if it's a good idea to leave a trail of teddy bears in front of the palace e.g leave u.
not everyone is mourning the queen s death nasa tests planetary defense system the daily show
I mean, that's how Prince Andrew finds his girlfriends, but that's the way it is. s not just jam and bears people leave all sorts of things they leave flowers they leave pictures a gift she will be like oh oh glorious

queen

i honor her with this wobbly legged stool from the great swedish ikea kingdom reaction wasn't everything written today a person protesting prince andrew was quickly removed from the crowd a day earlier it was a sign not shouting the police in edinburgh were in trouble this woman's sign was a protest against imperialism taking the global south, she says, and has now been Another man, Simon Hill, was charged with breach of the peace, where he was arrested at a proclamation ceremony for the king in Oxford and arrested again after shouting about who voted for him.
not everyone is mourning the queen s death nasa tests planetary defense system the daily show
I love that I feel like

everyone

The UK is amazing it's like people barking in that you're a sick old man who voted for him. That's a great line that has made you king. Alright your mother your opinions I was like boys the crown has gone soft someone keeps just a sign you realize back then a lot didn't like you their opinion would be your body of yours head should be separated now they just hold it up a sign you can just turn the other way yes you still have a neck use it like arresting the lady in scotland for holding a sign , which I watched Braveheart when the Scots want to protest the British Crown, you'll know, you'll know, and it really makes you appreciate how much freedom of speech people have here in America. yes you can do whatever you want Yes, you could say the President.
You can give a congressman the middle finger. You can try to assassinate the vice president. i It's all free speech, baby, it's all free speech and the backlash The backlash against the British monarchy didn't just come from within the UK itself, because in many parts of the world, especially in Africa, the African people have a very different relationship on the

Queen

Continent there were people who said I will not mourn for

Queen

Elizabeth, they have herded more than a million people into concentration camps where they have been tortured and dehumanized, which is why you need a statement like this from the South African opposition party The Economic Freedom Fighters However, we do not mourn Elizabeth's

death

, for us her

death

is a reminder of a very tragic period in African history in this country.
During her seventh year as

Queen

she never acknowledged the atrocities her family inflicted on many of the native people that Britain has invaded around the world if there really is life and justice after

death

then Elizabeth and her ancestors can get what they want Perhaps Elizabeth and her ancestors will get what they deserve. You know what I love about that line is that you can't really get angry because if you do, it means you acknowledge that what she deserves is bad. They say that well, what does she deserve , I don't know, and I know some of these reactions seem extreme, but when you consider what the British Empire has done these reactions are actually quite reasonable, right, you can't expect the oppressed to mourn the oppressor that will never happen, it'll be like a eulogy for the guy who stole your hubcaps.
I didn't know Maurice well, but he was definitely a go-getter. Has anyone seen my hubcaps and I know some people would say but look Trevor the

Queen

wasn't really responsible she's just a figurehead you can't blame her for the atrocities committed by the British Empire. Yes yes fair enough but you also understand that throughout her reign she never repented not ev en one like notes app apologies on her twitter nothing i mean her crown her crown still has that thick diamond she made out took south africa right it still has the color and diamond is the ultimate conflict diamond the least you can do is give it back to who i don't know i don't know but how you could you try you know to find a south african who has a late night tv

show

hosted it could be any of them then we are on the path to forgiveness ok those were the headlines but before we go to a short break let's look at the stock market with our financial expert michael costa all michael it seems like a mess man what the fuck is happening in the markets see the market is down but trevor I'm crushing it I mean I'm crushing it so hard that the NA SA shoots a rocket at me to stop me from crushing it even harder than I already know what

nasa

stands for okay no aste roid sucka ah hey

nasa

you give us 25 years we take care of the earth alone okay oh by the way i have a hot tip for you ok and i have a hot tip for you ok so behind me here are the three major stock indices and we'll get to that but first this story about in california what the new temperature labels look like die Source of this warming is that no one wants to talk about it.
Okay the sun that's right To spin you and your son you discriminate against white people it's true it's true it's true the whiter you are yeah thank you thank you the whiter you are the more hate you the sun but i think when you a star they let you do it cluster what do you just stop talking about the sun just come to the you know the moon is just so cold you know Photos let you walk on it, control the tide so I get gnarly waves so I can rip double A frames, think about it, we made love under the moonlight, romantic we made love under the sunlight I'm gonna because arrested for public indecency ok let's check don't worry i got arrested again later but why when i get to the chart do you want to get to the chart ok alright let's get to the chart i love it american yesterday billions lost value, that's the negative.
Alright, here's the positive. We had billions. That's very good. This is a sign of a prosperous country. trevor If south africa had a bad day that look look at this drop off look at this drop off right here this is the s p this is the nasdaq this is the dow bang at once by the way s p endow don't be afraid to do your own thing ok only if i want the nasdaq to go down and the s pendow to go up you dont always have to follow the nasdaq if the nasdaq jumped off a cliff you would because you did, but remember the good news in the stock market is when someone loses money someone makes money and here's my hot tip made the money and stole their money ok trevor back to you that's not a hot tip , this is a crime
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