Not Everyone Is Mourning The Queen’s Death & NASA Tests Planetary Defense System | The Daily Show
After last week's extreme heat, California has announced that they will become the first states to introduce a rating
system for heat waves so that people can easily understand how hot it is going to get, which is not just the temperature. Did they just invent the thermometer you know so well? i like what i guess i could see how this will be useful it will be like hot extremely hot dangerously hot and then idris alba and if it is idris alba stay inside stay inside and check on your grandma in economic news tuesday the government reported that despite rising interest rates, inflation remains incredibly high, and in response, the stock market fell 1,300 points, the worst drop since 2020.
May I just say that the stock market is a bit of a no? not inflation unemployment we just have to go ahead but the slightest bit of bad news and the stock market says oh I'm crashing this is my worst day in two years I don't. I think I can ever come back from this and then every time the next day will be like this I might have reacted a little um harshly yesterday I might have overreacted and I feel like today is going to be the best day of my life so much drama in the science. news
nasa is testing a new
system by launching a space probe directly into an asteroid to see if it can throw it off course yes and i guess if that doesn't work i assume
nasa will go with plan b which is talking with the asteroid over bitcoin until it drifts naturally it will just drift away from earth but let's move on to the big news of the day and it's still about
queen elizabeth ii
queen of the andals and the khaleesi first men of the great grass sea and wales mother of corgis and maker of chains after 96 years of living her best life the
death of the
queen has obviously made headlines around the world so let's catch up with all those headlines in our latest installments of the royal rumble today
queen elizabeth was
showed up in westminster and no wonder brits went all out because brits love to do everything with dignity well yes they have seen the change god it's a 45 minute ceremony just to mark the exit so when the
queen dies you better believe the bomb was going to be everywhere I'm talking about streets lined with giant British flags I'm talking about soldiers in their hats more elegant I'm talking about a coffin adorned with the royal crown on top which technically means for a time that the coffin was england's rule yes I read that on wikipedia and officials expect over 700,000 mourners to come see the
queen lying in states with people waiting up to 30 hours in a line that stretches five miles long its basically like trying to vote in georgia thats how dedicated you have to be to see the
queen but my favorite ritual my favorite ritual in all of this is that and this is completely true the royal beekeeper has to inform the
queen's bees that the
queen had not died that is a real thing that they have to do and look, they do not have any recording of that, but i feel like i can imagine it didn't go well hello
everyone hello i'm afraid i have some difficult news the
queen is dead yes no no no no no you not your
queen no your
queen no your
queen calm down
everyone calm down everything will be alright everything is going to be alright ok uh we have a new uh leader and charles will do it now be the kings so yeah a lot of people are
mourning but it turns out while the royal family has their official rituals people have their own way of
mourning mourn their beloved
queen and buckingham palace has politely asked them to remove that, so have we.
I've heard that the authorities are asking the public to stop leaving certain gifts outside Buckingham Palace. What can you tell us about that? Yeah, so they're specifically asking people not to bring in any more toy bears. he performed in a video parody along with an animated version of Paddington Bear which was a real hit here a sensation and in honor of that people have been bringing toy bears and jam sandwiches that were mentioned in that parody to the buckingham palace grounds. they brought in so many bears that the royal park service is asking people not to bring in any more bears and to instead bring organic tributes like unwrapped flowers. like, oh, the lady who had tea with paddington, yeah, are you kidding me?
She was the longest reigning
queen in world history. She drove an ambulance in World War II. paddington bears by the way i'm not sure leaving a trail of teddy bears outside the palace is a good idea i mean this is how prince andrew finds his girlfriends but it's not just jam and bears people she's leaving all sorts of things they're leaving flowers they're leaving pictures i'll tell you why this is a great opportunity to get rid of everything you don't want and just dress it up as a gift she'll be like oh oh glorious
queen i honor you with this ottoman that has a wobbly leg is from the great swedish kingdom of ikea but while some people and bees are
mourning her majesty's
death, many other people are going through a little different situation reaction not everything was written today a person protesting against prince andrew she was rushed out of the crowd a day earlier they were signs not yelling edinburgh police were in trouble this woman's sign was a protest against imperialis mo inflicted on the global south, he says, and now another man simon hill has been charged with breaching the peace where he was arrested and released in oxford at a king making ceremony after he yelled who elected him i love that i feel like
everyone in the uk it's unbelievable it's like people interrupt you you're a sick old man who elected it that's a great line that made you king ok your mum is sorry yeah but yeah the police in Great Britain has arrested people for disrupting royal ceremonies basically but with their opinions, that I was like boys, the crown has gone soft, someone just holding a sign, you realize in the past, a crowd that didn't like you, their opinion would be your body should be separate from your head now they're just holding up a sign you can turn the other way yes you still have a neck use it like you're going to arrest the lady in scotland for holding a sign.
I've seen Braveheart when Scots want to protest the British crown you'll know you'll know and this really makes you appreciate how much freedom of speech people here in America have yeah you can do what you want yeah you could say the President, you can give a congressman the middle finger, you can try to assassinate the Vice President. it's all free speech baby it's all free speech and the backlash the backlash to the british monarchy hasn't just come from the uk itself because in many parts of the world, especially africa, people have a very different relationship with the reigns throughout the African world.
On the Continent there have been people who say that I am not going to cry for
Queen Elizabeth. They took over a million people to concentration camps where they were tortured and dehumanized, which is why you see a statement like this from the South African opposition party, the Economic Freedom Fighters. That being said, we do not mourn Elizabeth's
death because for us her
death is a reminder of a very tragic period in this country in African history. During her seventh year as
queen, she never acknowledged the atrocities that her family inflicted on many native people great britain invaded the whole world if there really is life and justice after
death may elizabeth and her ancestors get what they want may elizabeth and her ancestors get what they deserve.
You know what I love about that line is that you can't really get mad because if you do, it means you acknowledge that what she deserves is bad. She may get what she did. How dare she? You say that, well what does she deserve? I don't know, and I know some of these reactions seem extreme, but when you consider what the British Empire did, these reactions are actually quite reasonable, right? You cannot expect the oppressed to mourn the oppressor. It's never going to happen, it'll be like doing a eulogy for the guy who stole his hubcap.
I didn't know Maurice well but he was definitely an entrepreneur by the way has anyone seen my hubcaps and I know some people would say but look trevor the
queen wasn't really in charge she's just a figurehead you can't blame her for the atrocities that the british empire committed, yes, yes, it is fair, but you also understand that in all his reign he never regretted it. 't ev in one like note app sorry on your twitter nothing i mean your crown your crown still has that big diamond they took from south africa true it still has the color and the diamond is the ultimate conflict diamond the least you can do is to give it back to who I don't know I don't know but how could you you could try you know find a South African who hosts a late night TV
show it could be any of them then we'll be on the road to forgiveness ok that's all for the headlines but first taking a short break let's take a look at the stock market with our financial expert michael costa y'all michael it looks like chaos man what the heck is going on in the markets? look the market is down but trevor i'm squashing it i mean i'm squashing it so hard
nasa is shooting a rocket at me to keep me from squashing it even harder than i already am yeah but yeah by the way It's crazy that NASA is doing that by shooting a rocket at an asteroid, right? i know what
nasa means ok no aste roid sucka ah hey
nasa you give us 25 years we will take care of the earth on our own ok oh by the way i have some important advice for you ok and i have some big tip for you ok so behind me here are the three major stock indices and we're going to get to that but first that story about in california how the new temperature labels trevor yeah look look we can make new ones labels we can we can limit carbon emissions we can go fully electric but you know what the source of that warming is that nobody wants to talk about this it's ok the sun is like that hey son what's your problem you know you only work half the day you're so sensitive that we can't even look at you directly
everyone has to revolve around you and your son, you discriminate against white people, it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true, the whiter you are, yes, thank you, thank you, the more The whiter you are, the more the sun hates you, but I suppose that when you are a star they leave you. do it bunch what just stop talking about the sun just get to the thing you know meanwhile the moon is so cold you know pictures well lets you walk on it controls the tide so it has twisting waves so it can rip double barrel frames think about it we did the love under the moonlight romantic we made love under the sunlight they arrested me for public fornication ok let's look don't worry they de-arrested me later but why when i get to the table they want to get to the table? lost billions in value yesterday that's the negative well now here's the positive we had billions that's really good that's a sign of a rich country trevor if south africa had a bad day what's the loss for 40 50 bucks? that look look at this drop look at this drop right here that's the sp that's the nasdaq that's the dow bang all at once the way you sp endow don't be afraid to do your thing it's ok just once i want the nasdaq for go down and the sp endow to go up i dont always have to follow the nasdaq if the nasdaq jumped off a cliff you would because you did but remember the good news is in the stock market when someone loses money someone makes money and here is my good advice find the person who made the money and stole his money ok trevor back to you thats not good advice thats a crime michael cross all you