Nothing is better than Gumball out of Context
okay honey, okay, are you going to tell us what we should celebrate? Don't worry honey I don't know what that secret ingredient is but the customers love your burgers the secret ingredient is love good job the board wants you as our new CEOs there's only one problem you still have hearts hello dear hey my baby this is from the irs you
better pay it off they're getting serious your house will be foreclosed there they go what a party i knew gumbo put out the fire it's kinda hard to throw a party if you don't know what it's for why keep it neutral fluffy hey idaho my number one sprout how are you doing? you think fries were made by french smh dude smh uh too potatoes potato wedges potatoes hashbrowns potatoes tater tots potatoes croquettes potatoes but that's potato potato salad you're giving me this food so i'll tell you the secret it's not you it's not you oh man here's the sugar i'll give you the mcguffin richard do you have t he card sure thanks someone has to pay for all this oh sure let me oops hey wait a minute this is a cookie oh you gotta be kidding look at it it's like I'm made of light it's not a normal burger just grosser than normal I can't your mom sees me as an average looking underachiever Mr.
Waterson I've reviewed the evidence thoroughly and I'm pleased to say we can hmm we can place a restraining order against Harold Wilson effective immediately all he needs to do is bring me the tartar sauce that freshly cooked fish is fine no one is going to get over a hurdle like this why not build the real obstacle chris morris come here don't worry chris morris we won't hurt you just leave your way christmas no we are wasting time here i'll be right back oh you're right
better than a hot shower but sami winked at me this Tomorrow got this complicated now I want everyone to gather around my desk and witness the true beauty of nature as the butterfly s emerges from its glass and I'm off the clock and I don't have to pretend to care about your education help Come on I have this ah he doesn't like fruits vegetables and cereals but he likes pigeons rats raccoons eagles and the postman All you have to do is keep calm and assert your authority yes but he seems to be eating your arm he's just putting test your limits.
The worst thing you can do is pay attention to negative behavior. I have always found that a positive reinforcement approach is the best food. yes daddy and probably at least two, we have to save them, get ready for this lying, bloated, empty, knotted rubber gas sack, so where did they go? I don't know, those guys float, they don't leave tracks, so what was that? all i dont know about was waiting for you at the front window for a special surprise hmm all the evidence points to this letter being a trap but what if its a nice surprise like a cake or a kiss it was a trap unless this b taste of honey where we are gee I'm not oo old I can't walk without my son oh hi I'm happy please stop crying we're going to have to call the coast guard.
Everyone, let me introduce you to our new solos. them without their clothes on it works of course he tries it works sorry darwin well done on being the new soloist by the way when i was your age i played the bongos hours and hours of slapping those furs made me the man i today oh i wish i had my own room, my cow, i wish i had my own body like you, yes, actually i'm quite happy with my life, you like school, you like music, have you ever been to prison? Yes yes and no but not necessarily in that order ok any other weird family members you should know but that's outrageous this sandwich is not as big as advertised sorry sir but it says that not to scale but i demand to see your manager hello my name is so big my inner voice has an echo when i grow up i want to be a single eclips e oh good job that doesn't look suspicious at all he didn't see it get his attention do that a wallet rings wallet a few more years i was the first american president to have a beard had my face carved into the side of a mountain i'm not a thief i steal from the scope and give it to the poor nine just leave me your headshot and go oh you want a headshot how's this for a headshot? spin this ship alright this is probably the time to not do whatever you're going to do next sorry the lost ark that six month old box of takeout in the back of the fridge i don't have the viruses, we know. it's coming to an end if only i knew how the virus spread maybe the infection could have been prevented squirt gun let's go down yeah dog i'm out in 30 days and we'll continue my crime spree. here and now, get on the ground, sir, get out, sir, you're right, wow, I think the police are scarier than criminals. it's take a look above that's not bad to look good x look at the red dot and put perfect skin how about you buy him a gift? yes, wait, no, I have to take care of the children. darwin shampoo perfect for bald people what is that for sure darwin is full of money and what exactly do bald people need more than friends and how do you buy friends your face is too big when you say your gills whistle you smell so stinky sailors think shanty marinas about your stink when you sleep your face looks like this when you're awake your face looks like this you walk like a princess you walk like a dove ok that covers us let's bring our honesty to the world i love you hey tina you smell and it's not very girly it's like a sweaty watchdog nah it's more like raw chicken and stale milk in a plastic bag ow yeah honestly honesty break it up when you wanna be honest just be careful the truth hurts in this nitrogenous atmosphere you gotta wake up to realize and recognize the moment of the truth have strategic lies but keep them to a manageable size where the tears will well up and hurt your eyes so what are you doing here hmm traces of ectoplasm finally reached a state of pure enlightenment hey raisins i feel like you are trying to tell us something i will never know what she was going to say now i heard someone talking about alternative medicine absorb the toxins with the power of this crystal unbreakable the power of these two unbreakable crystals yeah not really in the market for a sword i thought you were selling imitation handbags ah brussels is the capital of belgium now hey mind if i put a sign in your window it's for my mom she's missing oh God go ahead thank you maybe we need a different fixing method yeah well maybe we need a different poster this photo isn't even of her sorry but it's just advertising 101 man that's what sells girls and babies and what kind from catchphrase is this banana barbara 20 off because she's past she
better that's my mom are you talking about what when i told you to clean your room i didn't mean to put everything in l to washing machine where is it now let's go what's bathtub full of soda must have I've been trying to make some kind of amazing homemade hot tub.
I think it's important to encourage a child's creativity because he may have done it. and find a crowbar uh okay mate i wouldn't do that if i were you why did you make me do it now? Hey, tobias, would you mind moving so the leather man says that he's sweaty? Well, on second thought, what kind of gentleman could steal such a large fine? Ma'am, have you ever seen him? Please return it. I'm so craving some anchovies and peanut butter. Oh please hurry up. I am sitting for two. They grow so fast. Why are you so angry? when tobias said your mom is so ripe she has fruit flies it's because we dropped you off at that gas station on the way to disneyland on your birthday because we were almost there.
We decided to pick you up on the way home. Is it because we forgot about you on that camping trip and you had to sleep under a tint of your own skin and eat some of yourself to survive and like I told richard on your wedding day, are you sure of that, honey? oh, my best customer, darwin, where do you think you're going to buy some things in the store? what are you doing? he's your son now give me the dough don't give me don't give me don't give me don't give it's not right you asked for this you want a cookie they came out of nowhere and tried to start a fight with us well i just wanted to say if that situation happens again , you'll lose to the safe side and there's still gunpowder in it, oh and my little atomic energy kid, what kind of kid wouldn't want to play with some uranium?
Oh boy, please don't! tell me i needed to specify kids toys this time i got arrested for viola eating 14 international peace accords and see become little what do you get infinity infinity we are ruled by nature math you put your dirty hands on my cheeks for my greasy fingers to blow your whistle excited go on tell me your plan then it's simple we got it that magnet picked it up and dropped it you stole your mop found it your great great great great grandfather buck type watterson who lost it to an evil man named finkelheimer with one leg in a jig artist i think time to have a little talk if the earth's temperature were to rise by just one degree the average sea level would rise leading to a massive tragedy.
Does this sound like music to you? Put your phone on TV. the right books can be as dangerous as video games there is only one reasonable thing to do be
better parents and take care of our children in a sensible way there are no exciting adventures i am prettier richer and more colorful than boys and yet it is like if I were the secondary character of my own life. Come on, I'm not hugging you. We are both in towels. If you think germs are so much fun, then maybe you should check this out. that's my mom up up down left right left right big hey what's this trick for your foreign amulet?
Tell me, is it wrong for a punk rock girl? ok let's get to the end of that yeah i know we have a lot in common be my wife sorry what i meant was oh my sole is so purple. just until you figure it out, i feel bad for ruining your relationship, you two have something special, you know, i mean, just because we're in love doesn't mean we have to be obsessed with each other, unless we brainwash you, but from the course on how to brainwash children, what did you do? I followed the advice online and it turned out yes. is it illegal to mind alter children using cold war cia techniques hello that wasn't a video game ok what happened i got a terrible review online one star no that was three stars but the student he made so many misspellings that the school board sucked at me.
Anyway I want to buy a bootleg DVD I'm absolutely not ready mate what's going on prawns but you know you've been criticizing us so much about this whole fish thing and I cure you no trout I'm your soul brother after all i know what brain we don't want to make you proud we are just trying to help you i literally have no idea what any of you are talking about why did it take you five hours to run to a park that is only three blocks away because she has no legs it's more like me coming out of her ass you just don't want to do it you don't want to because you're scared no no no it's not okay okay I'll do it two one uh it's my special ability I can eat as much ice cream as I want and never be brain frozen weapon we want too darwin think fast of something amazing what is a stick?
You're going to have to think of something much bigger. What was that? How much bigger? I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby, huh? I use it as a gag when I take people's. pets hostage it's a china connie present asterisk look away all nervous want to be friends with akane what question mark equals my message not sent chat with me now and when dollar dollar dollars what click the link and talk friend what what you were playing a bot so even akane's conversation wasn't real esther has fascist head on the wall distressed i was hoping for something a little more dignified oh why don't you just say hi hi i'm erie hi i'm josh wanna be friends diff to bed i hope May these words make peace and we can be the best of friends