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Trump's "Special Master" Halts Stolen Docs Investigation & The UK Gets New PM | The Daily Show

Sep 07, 2022

Trump's "Special Master" Halts Stolen Docs Investigation & The UK Gets New PM | The Daily Show

The FDA has officially authorized new coveted boosters targeting the Omicron variants for the first time, and I'm so excited because that means we can finally fight Omicron just eight months after everyone got it, and if you do counting, this is now the fourth stealth shot, which means we all get a free sandwich. Yes, in climate news, America's west coast is currently experiencing a record-breaking heatwave, with temperatures in some cities exceeding 115 degrees. Yes, it's so hot in California right now that people are begging Harry Styles to spit on them, please Harry, please, oh, international news is now reporting that global sanctions are forcing Russia to dump ammunition from North Korea to buy.
trump s special master halts stolen docs investigation the uk gets new pm the daily show
Yes and I think we can all agree that you are quite desperate Yes like you you have to go to North Korea because no one else is going to sell it's like it's only a matter of time before Putin can only get haircuts from North Korea , this won't be fun anywhere else, all good, but let's continue with some of the biggest stories of the day, starting with the only man in America whose scrapbooking hobby could land him in jail, Donald J

Trump

. Yes, the J stands for the January 6th FBI

investigation

into America's former President, so let's catch up on all that in another installment of America's Most Wanted Hidden There and over the weekend we finally got a detailed look at what that FBI had taken.
trump s special master halts stolen docs investigation the uk gets new pm the daily show
There were 31 documents marked as confidential. There were 54 documents marked confidential and 18 documents marked top secret as clippings and clothing so I guess

trump

has a legal problem and a hoarding problem as it is almost after the fbi is done with

trump

they have to send in marie kondo you know you, just to be like that 1987 copy of playboy spark donald it's so much fun so much fun, but what's even more concerning is that the fbi also found dozens of secret files that were empty, which of course begs the question of where are the documents from the folders, are they in other boxes, did he lend them to saudi arabia or maybe it's more innocent yes, maybe

trump

is just keeping a few folders with the inscription secret so you can give them to friends with photocopies of his butt inside I mean, that's a good joke, that's a good joke, you think what's in here, it's also possible that the intelligence agencies don't tell

Trump

secrets entrusted information so they just gave him empty folders we didn't I don't know yes it could just be sir these documents are so secret we made them invisible.
trump s special master halts stolen docs investigation the uk gets new pm the daily show
It's just amazing, as are all the love letters Melania sends me. I totally get it, get it, but no one knows what's true mp has to do with these files and folders and now it could be a lot longer before we find out that the criminal

investigation

into these classified documents found in Mar- a-Lago are temporarily suspended due to this 24-page order in Florida The federal judge has granted former President

Trump

's request authorizing the appointment of a

special

master

to be an independent observer to review what the FBI got out of the last month

Trump

estate confiscated.
trump s special master halts stolen docs investigation the uk gets new pm the daily show
The

special

master

would sever any items that might be protected by claims of attorney-client privilege or the executive privilege that the judge in this case put

Trump

and the Doj on Friday for both sides to propose a list of candidates they consider as wanting

special

master

s, the judge also said in that ruling that the Doj cannot use those documents at all as part of its criminal

investigation

until that review is complete. Yes, that's right. A judge in Florida decided to appoint an independent observer to go through all the documents and determine what I'm off-limits to investigators and that person is called a

special

master

, which I won't lie to when I first heard it sounded pretty cool.
trump s special master halts stolen docs investigation the uk gets new pm the daily show
That's like Donald

Trump

getting a

special

mess. I was like he's about to learn Kung Fu a little bit like I'm your

special

master

and you donald are my students how great can you teach me lipstick and what's going to be really interesting is who they pick for that job because the judge is everybody page through friday to submit a list of proposals right together, so basically the judge goes through

trump

, you send us a list of who you think should review the documents, and then like the justice department, you do same thing, and then the judge hopes they overlap, but I don't.
trump s special master halts stolen docs investigation the uk gets new pm the daily show
I don't know that I have a feeling that the Justice Department will submit the names of former attorneys general and FBI directors and then the list from

Trump

's side will look like Jared the Hamburglar, a scrap of paper on a toilet you know W, but you know Donald

Trump

has once again exposed the part of America that I'd bet no one knew existed I've watched 10 million hours of law and order. I know about subpoenas. I know about breaking the custody chain addiction to crime, we all learned something new today and thank you Mr President that's true but let's move on to some international news, from America's

Trump

to British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who was forced to resign in July Among a long list of scandals, you know, he threw parties during his own covert lockdown, he received shady loans, he promoted people he knew had been accused of sexual harassment Pictures

show

, that his party finally forced Boris to resign, and today they appointed the new leader of the UK.
We have huge reserves of talent, energy and determination. I am confident that together we can weather the storm. Truss inherits a nightmare. War in Europe Britain only puts a woman in power when things are real and they do this all the time. They always put a woman in charge just in case things get really bad. You are welcome, ladies, you are welcome, and you know, I have to say, it's strange how the British system just puts a new Prime Minister on you, as you know, when they choose the new doctor, about the there's all the speculation and debate and the whole country is on it but for the new prime minister they're just like she's meeting liz she runs the country now so um I wish the um prime minister truce and um from now on good luck until they resign in disgrace I think serve until something goes down and you have to apologize and leave.
In fact, you know what makes things easier. The new prime minister should start his term simply with an apology speech. You know it is truly an honor to take this job that I will be forced to resign within a year. I look forward to leading this nation and I am ashamed of the horrible things I am about to do that will force me out of office, but until then I have many ideas for this country. I want to rebuild the roads I want exp and national health care and oh look at this oh boy there's the scandal it's been a privilege of a lifetime to serve you.
Thanks to all. Bye the Rings prequel series is the most-watched program of all time with more than 25 million viewers watching the

show

on its first day, yes, but it turns out some of those people might hate Amazon's reviews of its new Lord of the Rings series On Rotten Tomatoes, it says the 72-hour retention is to ensure reviews for Rings of Power are genuine and prevent internet trolls from lowering their scores. Amazon says reviews are being pulled down by fans who are upset about the

show

's diverse cast black actors play elves and dwarfs these viewers say it's unrealistic that tolkien's creatures aren't white yes i won't lie that's a tough question I mean, on the one hand, everyone wants diversity in the

show

s we do, but on the other hand, you have to admit that to say that in this white guy's imagination there were black guys, you know, I mean, it's a bit unrealistic , I mean I can join a

show

or a world where magical creatures taste spells and fight undead armies for control of a trinket that can turn them into gods, but if these creatures have a tan, is it just doesn't believable anymore it's really not a no so hypocritical that you get angry when you see a black dwarf in lord of the rings but si e can watch a Kevin Hart movie.
Be consistent, he's as tiny as all the characters have gone black, alright, there's a black dwarf, a few black elves, it's not like the NBA is calming down, and we're like, oh, there's black Weather in the house of dragons yo You know people lose them, well it only takes one to bring property values ​​down. You know the house of the dragon used to be worth 400,000 now I don't know and I know what people say, people say the books are supposed to be based on medieval Europe so it's not realistic to have black characters but guys nobody watches lord of the rings for realism ok they watch it because they didn't have sex in high school that's the only reason it's not realistic i would say this, although I'll say that, apart from the racism thing, I sort of agree, I don't think it makes sense to have black characters in Lord of the Rings.
Yeah I said the whole series is about seeing danger and then running towards it, that's some white people like the reason why there weren't black people in middle earth because they saw the huge eye speaking out of a volcano and they said oh hell no we're moving to africa because this ah no no we don't need this be here we're going africa we're absolutely sure that's it for the headlines but before we go to the time to catch up on the latest social media trends with our very own ronnie chang. y'all ready for our social media y'all wanna hear some social media yeah oh yeah yeah y'all ready to lose some IQ points alright let's get this straight first stop uh what's hot is a lot of rings or what i call the game of thrones without the incest i mean look i know it's supposed to go you woke up on this

show

you know elf diversity stop the motor hate or whatever but look can we just give this to the white guys okay let's diversify the real places first, and then we can worry about the white fantasy places later, okay, that was said, where are the Asians, okay, because Narnia, the west wing, no Asians, no Asians, that's what we The closest thing to Asians in the American imagination is Spark in Star Trek, okay, yes, he's Asian, I know he's white, but he's asi, okay, he's super smart, he dresses like an emperor, he's got one flashy haircut, and he knows the bruises on the back of his neck he lives long and thrives he even talks like confucius ok i just wanna see some asian elves oh yeah and what else is trending uh oh yeah everyone um on the internet is trying to find out if harry styles spit on chris pine at a movie premiere yes and by the way that one asian here one asian here there are more asians in this spinning harry style video than six lord from the wrestling movies and a tv series you know ronnie me actually saw this trend online and i saw the video and like what happened here dude i dunno trevor you think i'm interested in this celebrity crap you think i stay up at night reading how florence pew was upset with olivia wilde, or do you think i spent hours trying to figure out why olivia said sherlock got fired when in fact he quit, like what a pathetic loser would get up at 4 a.m. to read how jason sudet could minister to olivia while divorce papers stand on the stage of a movie press conference.
I mean what a sad bit of reading article after article about how Olivia is now dating Harry Styles and we are all slowly being sucked into this Florentine puniversum. It's actually sickeningly stupid how much time people spend money on, alright, take a life you know, for someone who says they don't know much about it, it really seemed like you did much about it like you just told us the whole story just like harry styles spit on chris pine or not dude i don't know and i don't care what i know is that most people in the world would love it if harry styles was on she would spit alright everyone in this audience would open their mouths and i'm glad harry styles spits out their garlic any day of the week yeah everyone out there
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