Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game 2
What's up Greg? Welcome back to another episode of
find the world's
game. I had a lot of fun making the last video, but more importantly, I realized how many terrible
games there are on the App Store. Apple likes to pretend. it's all these like high quality super polished
games on the App Store but if you just look a little below the surface level it's just rubbish it's all the weirdest
games you've ever heard of these as ridiculous imitations and there is where I want to start today. let's just look up a popular franchise and see how many imitations come up let's try Grand Theft Auto ok first we have all the real Grand Theft Auto
games first on the list as you would expect and then we move on to the
games I want you to think their Grand Theft Auto is like a real gangster Mafia Vice Town open world gangster
game gangster Town two geez there are so many there are like hundreds of these a big tough guy in Miami what makes it so Grand the tough guy is great I love that he has security written on his back, security for whom, he starts fighting with people and then turns into security for himself, he says: i have to protect myself, these psychos are
trying to hurt me. that's a tough guy stance if i ever saw one don't mess with me kidding and you'll
find out why this app includes crime simulator beautiful miami crime style scenery always wanted to visit miami for its beautiful crime style scenery interesting hip rap music -hop you can tell that whoever made this
game just has no real life ties to any of this culture they are like rap and hip-hop music is very interesting download big badass in miami for free and win the war from the mafia between gangster gangs the gangs back Tony you know these are our streets and the only way you take over this side of town is if you take out the Rockets okay the big tough guy in Miami is being downloaded, let's try another burst What happens if we type Spider-Man?
We have Spider Fighter Spider Fighter 2 Amazing Pulling Rope Open World Rope Hero Rope Superhero A lot of them have rope in the name It's almost like they think people looking for a Spider-Man
game might be looking for something like hey who's the rope shooter guy who's the rope hero I love that rope shooter guy who bit him again radioactive cowboy that's right cowboy man shooting lariats from his wrist okay this is interesting gorilla heroes
game superheroes this
game looks like it's
trying to copy like a million different
games at once first of all it's a gorilla it's like king kong but it's red and blue to be like no it's spider-man it's the guy off the rope, but it's also Grand Theft Auto, but also bad guys. they are zombies and also the gorilla is actually not blue and red it is like a human with a chain oh but sometimes it is blue and red and swings from Rogue hello are you crazy to play superhero
games this superhero fi fighting
game or Rampage gorilla crime simulator
game this sounds like it could be two drastically different
games depending on how you play it Superhero fighting
game you can know defeat the villains make the world a better place or Rampage gorilla simulator
game that you can just beat a wild gorilla and tear the city to pieces ok im downloading gorilla superhero
game ok this could be a fun change of pace not so much imitation but still in the realm of violence. other martial arts to prepare against bullying ok it sounds like it's a
game about a kid being bullied learning Kung Fu to combat bullying it doesn't say that I may need to turn to similar authority figures at my school for Devils , he says that I need to learn how to kill these thugs.
Oh, okay, you can go to the tournament. What is this needle button? Are we taking steroids? Actually I don't know how many of these buttons are maybe this is a pin to put on your costume with pins to make it look better but then you have like oh the first place button stand on the first place give me the trophy i won first place ok this looks good i will download kung fu boy against bullying the president the boss has come to the office ok this looks fun this is another type of simulator
game you can choose whether you want to be a man president or a woman president, you can make new laws like everyone does the chicken dance. and there they are all doing the chicken dance.
I also made a new law where everyone has to be a guy with a beard and a green hoodie, a milkman, or a girl with a star on her shirt? just another one of those presidential duties you know the guy walks into your office and asks you to do something illegal and you just beat him up no i like that website pick a law and they will feel your wrath these people will feel my wrath baby I'm downloading the president, ok, this
game has been suggested to me several times, it's called My Horse Prince and I'm very interested in
trying it, it seems like some kind of romantic
game, but the love interest is a horse with a big a. a person's face I guess that's just one theme of this series so far is that I just have to make a
game about horses and a deeply disturbing one where you will own me there is a horse with a beautiful human face so it's okay so it's a horse it's not like a person who half turned into a horse it's just a horse with a human face is this a dream or a nightmare clearly it's a nightmare it was there she saw it that beautiful horse you want a carrot the
game includes items that appear over time touch items for points points are determined by energy levels these are not the things i want to know about the
game i don't care if i can touch items for points i want to know why there is a
game about dating a horse with a human face oh goo Deleted levels are automatically stored in the album, but what about the horse?
Why does this
game exist and who the hell is this little guy?
game I guess there's only one way to
find out folks I'm downloading my horse Prince okay gang we've got a variety of interesting
games let's go to PlayStation welcome to PlayStation this is where I play my
game it's time to play the .
game Big tough guy Miami baby let's see what this
game is all about okay what kind of interesting cityscape has left me? I have my character here, the security guard standing with the toughest posture I've ever seen. And just when you think you're getting ready to start peacefully exploring the world, this guy calls out to you and snaps at you for no reason.
I was pulling away from him. I don't know what he could have done to me. Making him mad, maybe he expected me to compliment him on his cool tough guy stance, but regardless why he had to figure out how to fight right away, which is certainly harder than I thought it would be because of the two buttons What do they give you to fight? only one of them works the kick button just doesn't work it doesn't do anything it doesn't won't kick kick alright well i guess i killed him he's going to try to fight me now he's going to try to fight me oh yeah the whole the beginning of this
game for me it was a disaster.
I was immediately beaten to the brink of death by this guy who continued to call me the whole time he was kicking my ass and then this guy came out of nowhere to finish the job afterwards. You are directed to your first mission which is to help your dude to stash his drugs for you to navigate the miami map which i have to say
game devs you really outdid yourself on the accuracy of this one. What is that mountain? Are they mountains? oh yeah those famous miami mountains that's the crime landscape you were talking about those mountains are criminals you perfectly captured the crime landscape of miami from the suburban neighborhood blocks to the perfectly square right angles of the coast i mean i have to say It really made me feel like I was back in Miami baby now I got some weed buffing Punk so I save spot one go to the next spot I hid it in the ground ah the life of a drug dealer driving through various parks in their neighborhoods burying grass with their bare hands and it sounds like I'm being sarcastic but I really don't know if this is something people do so look I don't need to tell you this is a poorly designed
game I want say you have eyes you can see what the NPCs look like the
game mechanics of this
game is rubbish they make
trying to do almost anything impossible riding a bike oh god m lol please drive a car nothing works right in this
game and it has gotten much worse with ads
game is full of ads sometimes you get into an ad while next to a dead body you just killed and during the ad the dead body he comes back to life and starts attacking you so you walk out of an ad and you're like he's almost dead already and this guy you thought you killed is the one responsible, also sometimes the
game just decides to teleport you in the middle of an ad , where I am?
He wasn't here before the ad began. pretty hard and truth be told if i hadn't been recording this video i probably would have stopped playing this
game long before i got to this point but i'm glad i didn't because if i had i never would have discovered the joy that is the music in this
game that's right the rap music interesting stop your chicken sounds anywhere in chicken town anywhere cheeky town stuck in chicken town man i can relate these are the sounds of miami every time I go to Miami, I swear to God everything I do.
Hey dude, you better stop making your Bloody Chicken sounds before you get bloody killed, but by far the most annoying detail in this
game is the hospital. If you lose any amount of health in this
game, the only way to get it back is to go to the hospital, even if you get knocked out. you respawn with about the amount of health you had right before you died which is nothing so your best bet is to go to the hospital and heal yourself because if you get knocked out a certain number of times you actually die and then lose all the progress you have made in the
game so far there is only one problem with all this the hospital is very hard to
find ok so the blue star i thought might be the hospital is actually a jet ski , turns out I could not
find it for the life of me.
find this place, so I spent the whole
game doing like every Mission with basically zero health, so every time someone has hit me that hard, I've been knocked out once, but you know what? I figured out why The hospital is so hard to
find An interesting feature of this
game is that some buildings on the map don't appear until you zoom in more, actually that's a bit imprecise, it's not some buildings, it's just the hospital, for what could be said to be the most important building. throughout the
game for me anyway because I had zero health all the time it doesn't exist on the map unless you're zoomed in enough it's hidden it's like they don't want you to
find it and you know what I think I know why they don't may you
find it because you know what happens when you get there and try to heal is that a hospital is a hospital come on damn come on let's get in there how do i get into the hospital no no no please tell me they didn't forget to add this part of the
game or something so did they forget to schedule this part?
What kind of sick monsters designed this
game? Who are you? Where do you live? Commented below. I just want to talk after all. this i was able to successfully hide all the grass s and get my next mission let's wait why was it small suddenly you saw that but unfortunately after they gave me the next mission which was the same mission but this time with more grass i died and lost all my
game progress oh my god i died you got killed do i have to go to the hospital now at the right time for Moment of Truth i lost all my progress or just part of my progress bro i want to work on your gang, oh my god, you need to hide the drugs in the stash.
I lost all my progress because I didn't go to the hospital because there's no way to get into the hospital and after this I was pretty sick of the
game man this
game so I went. to the one place i knew i could really count on come on wait wait you know what maybe this
game isn't so bad after all see you guys later time to learn kung fu and end the kung bullying Fu boy against bullying why? Do you look so worried when you are hitting the punching bag? Is that how you hit? I don't know, I don't know how, and of course, before you do anything, he just grosses you out.
Whoa, what is this
game? story we're just at school we're chilling not hurting anyone and a bully comes up to us and he's mad that we got a better grade on a test than him and then he just ripped us apart it's a crazy fight dude a cloud of dust forms there's like a cat there for some reason and that's pretty much where the
game leaves us with us cleaning up the mess our stalker makes and oh dear god what a mess ok so it looks like on the left there are things I need to do.
To help this poor kid, I'm going to push the locker button, oh, and I guess fix the locker, schoolhe will make the boy fix the locker he was beaten it is a very scary story so far we are like bandaging our wounds our bloody wounds and i just want to know who runs this school it seems very cruel to me that they beat us and we are not the ones who clean up like Was that fair where the teachers are? Where is the director? where is the janitor? I'm a little worried that we'll
find out halfway through the
game that that was the beginning. the smartest one here we go to a Kung Fu place right away I guess we decided there are no adults here to help me I have to take matters into my own hands I have to learn to fight the first thing our Sensei says we switch places clothes says let's take off those ugly clothes dude no wonder you got beat up you look like an idiot at this point we need to talk about this kid's voice because i hate the first time we hear people talk in this
game it's like a text-to-speech voice, it sounds like a tick tock or something, but the next time we hear him speak, he has a good-new high-pitched elf voice, huh, I hate him, you know what? right i hate you too now yeah i'm the bully now i'm the kung fu man f or bullying my theory is they must have downloaded a bunch of random dialogue from some stock library somewhere and just tried to make it work on different circumstances because sometimes they don't even have the same voice.
I'm so ready. i'm so ready so i'm ready we have our custom outfit now it's time to train the training consists of this guy kicking this bag while looking deep into our eyes he has to make the enemy uncomfortable. we are going to a deserted island where the training continues first things first we are going to eat some soup much better than just water yeah i guess so man where are my parents? I am eating soup in the desert with a strange old man, where are my legal guardians? help i feel like i'm in constant danger in this
game there's a battleship behind me i'm worried it's going to attack i don't know if it's just a coincidence or it's the training but suddenly our little Kung Fu like the voice of a man that is final I went through the final stage of puberty.
Kung Fu. Inhale Exhale. That was really bothering me. What was bothering you? thank you so much god that was really bugging me here is the messy part midway through training our bully
finds us eating with sensei and takes pictures of us through the window and then in the next scene the pictures are all over the school and we've been beaten again this
game is ruthless i mean we're really
trying to get out of a bad situation it can't even give us a little slack for a day but our just desserts might actually be just around the corner because right after this, the
game presents us with quite an interesting development hello George my bully is preparing for the tournament will he go to a tournament with me I'm going to fight him in a tournament this is going to be fun k that's right we face each other in a tournament against the bully that started it all and to prepare for this tournament we decorated that was really bothering me what am i doing now why am i decorating this room i thought i just i was packing my bags for the tournament but then it was like going down a couch put on a weird hat and some silly shoes ok it's time to show this thug who's boss it's time to use everything we've learned in a complicated Kung Fu series. challenges that will test our skills, unfortunately, the
game does not allow us to participate in this part, we can only see a scene of the two boys chopping wood with their bare hands and then getting into another fight, luckily, we absolutely attack this boy, we destroy it.
Come on, I guess that's what separates us from the bullies. I'm sure I'll hit you so hard you'll wish you'd never been born, but only for a trophy. I'll only do it in a controlled environment where people are watching it. happiness and then I get a big reward and you don't and to be fair when I'm done I'll clean it up I'll de-leaf it you know sedate it with this needle for sure I'll also sew her chest closed actually a little too graphic I think we could may have been a bit too harsh on the poor lad but nonetheless I'm glad I did I gave myself a medal and took a photo to commemorate the occasion and then the
game informed me that it was all done congratulations thank you
Game over is what I he said sorry i just won the
game that was it and that's how i ended bullying now i'm going to become the president hello and welcome to the Oval Office it's time to talk about the president I immediately started this
game by making a serious mistake I clicked on not allowing notifications maybe i should have clicked loud they might need me for something in the middle of the day when im not paying attention like my world is about to be bombarded by aliens or something.
I probably want to be contacted, but a good president never admits he was wrong, so it was time to take the oath of office. Why is the person who is in charge of the oath of office like a train conductor? a
game where you choose between two options, a good option and a bad option, the only problem is that the consequences of choosing either option are not very clear, in fact it seems that most of the time it is completely inconsequential, repeat after me i solemnly swear i will faithfully run the presidents office i will steal all public property homie im clicking that good chuck this guy says yea ok homie well can we keep doing The oath? i think i will i'm already looking down at him in his train conductor uniform he just left he's naked and i'm starting these so i signed my presidential oath i do a little dance and that's it i'm the president you should note that this tle dance power up is my favorite part of the
game actually it's one of the only good parts of the whole
game he looks like he's having a lot of fun it's fun it's silly and the president isn't the only one who can do it either this a lady walks in the office to give me a present and then start dancing when i sign laws all my citizens like they start dancing how sick is it i never wanted to be president before but if this is what it is like sign me up buddy call me joseph brandon the craziest part of this
game has to be the public executions yeah no there really are public executions in this
game run oh President Dan runs a little different kind of society and.
I guess you could say. Say a bad word about me and I'll hit you with lightning. I will harness the power of the gods and erase you from the Earth. Unfortunately, one of the laws that you can sign is that, like everyone, they must fight and, obviously, the citizens do not. I don't like that and the I start talking and the
game gives you the option to execute someone, isn't that crazy? This
game has such a cute art style. I didn't expect that I just know that after I summon this lightning and destroy this man my little guy is on the podium of him it's like and the
game seems to get even darker from there on death row inmates.
I robbed a bank to pay my daughter's hospital bill, yeah man I don't know, I was looking for something a little lighter I think. I'll move on to the next
game, hi guys it's me your favorite superhero the rope man guys. I don't want to spoil the gorilla superhero review but I really like this
game. messing around dude yeah this guy looks cool as hell and i sure had questions why he has human hair he already has hair on the rest of his body he has bleached blonde hair but his dance got me in such a good mood i i was willing to look past it all i don't think i'm going to be able to do the whole review like this oh there's a really good one here the opening scene blew me away our gorilla is sitting on a rooftop with this panda friend inexplicable when we jump into action to help take down a bad guy that the police are fighting and that's when i learned the real draw of the
game the combat is this punch i can't tell if i'm hitting them what what did i just pushed everyone turned into skeletons dude wait dude what the heck do I fight I guess that's a pretty vague term for what's going on in this
game there's a hit button for sure and it does a little bit of damage but then you've got all this ring the exterior of powers and spells that your gorilla can somehow harness and they're so powerful, basically one hit kill any enemy, it could be a normal guy, it could be a zombie, it could be a futuristic bmx rider from Weird purple color, every move turns them into skeletons, no questions, just press and it's like they're dead they go ne, they've been dead for years, their bodies rotted away.
I love how this gorilla runs like a little gorilla. Is this how gorillas really run? It would be crazy to see a gorilla running like that in the zoo. somewhere to be maybe they run like this idk can we get a video of how gorillas actually run on screen please your gorilla can run, jump, smash, swing from rope and can even use said rope to pull people in, oh really? can i shoot a web? People have to pull these holes, yes I am. I am throwing them away. i have to do it with a monkey do it with a monkey pulling me on a rope i want to be walking around my city my beautiful crime landscape City and i want a giant gorilla to land next to me and shoot me a rope and then he just pulls me and then that's just it goes off immediately the last thing i experience in this world is like an approaching monkey moment now you might think having such devastating powers would be a consistent net positive but to be fair there were actually a few instances where those who got in the way.
I wonder if I can steal. this police car wow I accidentally wanted to steal the car and accidentally destroyed everything and everyone in sight but luckily you don't actually need a car in this
game because the gorilla is faster than the cars on his own. that they even added cars to the
game when they are completely useless even when you get on them the gorilla doesn't even fit and also the cars in this
game have that shitty
game mechanics where instead of a joystick there is just a left and right button for the steering like it's useful I think there's a reason they haven't been implemented in real cars you're about to hit a deer and you're jamming right stick without getting out of the way now unfortunate and this
game gets old after a few minutes as far as I can tell there is no story in this
game you are basically meant to run around and turn people into skeletons which is fun at first but I don't know if I can. turn people into other creepy things like goblins and witches.
game kept coming up with this popup that said something like explore world to win achievements and then sent you straight to an ad which was pretty annoying. explore the World to Win achievements yeah that's why I'm doing that if you stop showing me these ads it's like you're mad at me because the ads are popping it's like you don't look at these ads dude explore the world of what i'm
trying upgrading your character to the red and blue gorilla which i did yea yahoo look at the little red ass there really is no reason to keep playing this
game for more than half an hour so while i will probably never play this.
game again i would like to thank you super gorilla hero this one goes with you super gorilla hero thanks for all the good times little alien ape yes my friends it's finally time to talk about my horse prince apparently this one i downloaded this
game decided it's not actually called my horse prince is called something else, but fear not, the
game is still about a horse with a human face.
I know that's why they stayed. I know what my viewers want. This
game flows like one of those episodes or chapters. I had to do it first. naming our main character I thought I was naming the horse so I accidentally named it Horus and Horus explains that he recently moved to the country to get away from his unpleasant middle aged coworkers. I devoted so much of myself to my job that my only interaction with men was in the office an office full of middle aged salaried men that no one would call attractive the bunch of old weirdos that literally no one could ever love, okay, so she moved to the country to try to
find a pri Once lovely, she is on the hunt for some handsome boys and then we meet this boy.
This guy owns a ranch where they train racehorses. I don't know why he looks like that and they never acknowledge him. now she traveled all the way from the city to the country to
find some hot guys and then she meets this guy who i have to imagine is exactly the kind of guy she was
trying to get away from i mean sure i don't know. it's a fact that it looks like spongebob drew a middle aged man with that magic pencil and he came to life but he looks at this guy he's not exactly a guyattractive, are you here to see some horses? a closer look and there he is he has a human head what is that lady don't tell me that you are seeing that the horse is a man you got very long when he said that you are seeing that the horse is a man so turn Horus is in actually the only person who can see a human face on this horse lends more credence to my theory that this is not a human with a horse body, it is a horse with a human face that is not to be pursued romantically, that's just the two cents from Danny, let me guess your Year of the Horse, yes I am.
I have heard that. Weird girls born in the Year of the Horse sometimes see horses as attractive men. People with the ability are really something special. this is a curse it's not an ability you can choose to use that somehow gives you an advantage over other people your curse every time he looks at a horse is a guy who looks horses in the eye and they say "sorry, but if you told me that in a
game of likes you'd rather choose the other option every time anyway let's talk to this hot horse more people with the ability are really something special praise praise i wish i could be drawn to one of these things i am close to you ahem all day don't love me what's going on is this guy bothering you i'll stop him in the dirt he's just a little potato man don't worry i'll wear my hooves and kick him in the ground for the amount of this
game i've played, which is certainly not as much as I probably should have, I really can't tell if this is supposed to be romantic or not and honestly I don't know if Horus knows that I think he's dealing with some very close feelings. omplicated.
He keeps saying things like hmm maybe I could hook up with this guy. Oh he waits, oh no he's a horse. I'm thinking? I'm not saying those are the reasons why you can't date a horse, but you're on the right track aside from how crazy the premise of this
game is and how confused I get every time I talk to this horse. This
game is pretty boring. it's mostly like jumping through dialogs and then playing these weird power bar training
games where you're either feeding him carrots or making him run on treadmills that he breaks every time he uses one, both of which deplete his energy and the only way to get his energy back is to talk to him which could be interesting but the only thing he always wants to talk about is horse stuff do you like ranches what do you think about carrots i don't care about carrots i want to talk about boys handsome call me crazy but this
game didn't appeal to me or make me want to play more it's kind of wild that they made a
game that has such a weird premise you can't help but want to click on it but then they completely failed to execute .
How could a
game about dating a horse man be so bland? so yeah that's it for this
game and you know what all the
games I was going to talk about today are. I hope you have enjoyed this video. I'll see you next time, bye.