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Watching ONLY the FIRST and LAST Episode of *NEW GIRL*

Aug 31, 2022

Watching ONLY the FIRST and LAST Episode of *NEW GIRL*

who's that guy is dylan hi rioters i didn't forget i got it for a second you're like who's that old man on screen not

only

i'm your neighborhood 20 year old guy welcome back

first

and

last

if you're not familiar with the series we watched a show pilot and then the series finale nothing in between today we are

watching

new

girl

which is a show i watched the pilot a long time ago when i

first

aired it but had to drop it. no choice because the show directly insulted me so you guys know about me i like to pick favorites it just makes life more interesting when you just play favorites with things and you know who i liked in the

first

episode

this guy , this guy was the best character. it was so funny and then

episode

two rolls guess what happens he's not there he moved on so i quit the show after three

episode

s because how dare they?
watching only the first and last episode of new girl
I still feel the same way about these characters, we'll find out if it's these. 20 minute

episode

s yeah okay we'll do the

first

and second

episode

and then we'll do the

last

two

episode

s too so you know in horror movies when the

girl

says there's something in the basement let me run there in my clothes inside and she says ok but it's too late because she's already being murdered uh my story is something like that oh he's cheating on her so she has to move out yeah who is jess she's the new

girl

doing sexy things with the pillow a the plant right oh i'll pick it up later oh she plays awkward very well oh my god this is her niche.
watching only the first and last episode of new girl
She is so good. jeff oh he's kidding who is that

girl

it's just that you know something about beijing words you use what are you doing what's up with these these look basically sorry to you this kind of house that coach built here these oh these look beige for you I was like that is that These are because his abs are not super defined. I thought she was talking about her nipples. I said no. Your nipples are salmon colored. A salmon color. How do you pray? There is an old salmon. no salmon when i'm quiet call i guess the second there i'm going dumb i'm really going dumb go put a dollar in the drawer right now you're serious beautiful it has so much light it's also a huge apartment wait there's four people, it's a four-bedroom apartment, he dumped me, okay, it was six months ago, the guys are over it, why is everyone looking at me? character and how you bounce off other characters if they had shot that joke for season two I bet it would have been a lot funnier but I will say this I have lived with a woman and I know there are pros and I know there are real cons that will ruin your life yeah let them break your will to live she's in yes i'm in she's a spy oh i like that i was able to make fun of the fact that they have lockers but that's in a home setting it's kind of a good decor choice it's sad that i I'm moving into that phase of my life where I'm looking for those things I'm going crazy schmidt I can't take it you know what I have this comic excellence here ready watch it spin I get this it's funny right he's my favorite that's why why did you get rid of him?
watching only the first and last episode of new girl
Stop, stop, we'll give you a bounce. We'll go out looking for a rebound. Who's that

Girl

? living with you I have no idea what I'm going through at work I'm just trying to do my job nice tie can I borrow a schmidt tampon I'm not going to call her uh why don't I have this nice tie can I borrow a tampon then why does she have a tie rose they say oh you're so

girl

y it's got to be a joke there's got to be something else i'm just trying to do my job i'm trying g to do a good job i'm gonna borrow a tampon i don't have this cut at all now just call caroline this bathroom is it them is this building like a renu this is shiny is this like an old school renovated this building like that is cool that's cool yeah it is I hope we figure it out hey guys that was funny good job man good joke it's so funny I don't know how to talk with women why are they sticking to this static shot there's so much energy for performances he's screaming she's breaking down and the camera's like boring im going to capture this make quick cuts go if you want to liven up the edit here but maybe think about what women like to talk about shopping it's that much fun for you Guys I bought a pair of jeggings the other day who cares it hasn't even been gone yet. these are clearly defined characters like this guy who has some quirkiness to him has a jerk jar taking a shirt that's interesting the guy i like can't talk to women they are clearly defining each character jess is like this weird quirky

girl

oh she's alright i got this i got this hey sailor saint schmidt oh that's what's up coach coach is the best you're coming on saturday i heard there's going to be something fun

girl

s maybe i did hear it's not going to be so good this year aren't you in the list why are they friends? with those guys nick please take me to the party i beg you i'm not calling carolyn hey what are you drinking she's fine yeah but they made the guy a jerk there's no way she's going home with him they wanted me to she had a rebound, but this guy, this guy's not the guy, you can't just send him off to be a bad guy and then have her go home with it, especially in the pilot. right here he asks me out are you a model or something oh my god this is so creepy real warm right now no jesus christ please put your shirt back on can i hit you with some tea? be funny because then you get nervous and you don't get the bonus points for doing it intentionally caroline i'm looking for caroline hi nick thanks so much for bringing us you can stop joking calling me but i think i'm almost done here if you want to go get a drink no omg yeah yeah no yeah come on oh why did you break up it stinks it's been months now stop talking why would she suggest this? don't do anything like distance you need you need space you need a lot of meters and feet and yards away actually wait I'm sorry but why did you leave me ah man she bought you a drink let's chill on this me jesus oh my god this goes to go wrong, okay, are we doing this here, yeah, now? she's doing you a favor bro you she she got you into this silly party why would you do this i didn't even realize you cared about me until we finished what are we going to have that drink oh yeah now it won't be awkward hey guys oh so she's waiting for you to show up or did you call her yeah that's what i did i called her redemption for this guy here cause he's the

only

one who's friends with those assholes right next door you ain't gonna hit one of them no i gotta go to help a friend caroline nonviolently go beat up guys go clear oh we care about you that's so good wait how come they don't notice this like she's going on a date at the same time as the party? that they knew that the guy she was going on a date with wanted to go like him, he sure would go to that party because that's all he could talk about is this legendary party that happens once a year why would he skip that for a

first

date i wouldn't have why they should have seen this coming why du mb how do i feel?
watching only the first and last episode of new girl
I don't know, I'm conflicted. I know you've had a really hard time no matter what she would do to you. she's fitting in the guys they've been doing the jar thing the whole

episode

now she's in it shows she's part of this right that's good i think especially jess so edit she plays these characters so innocently and i think how sweet sweet is the best word his character is very sweet but not so sweet how to save money when you are shopping online using darling today's sponsor this video was sponsored by darling darling it is a free online shopping tool that saves you money Let's say you're online shopping can be for anything I'm talking a new computer chair clothes jewelry honey it works on most sites and many sites you're probably already shopping for things online Of the guys checking out, honey will pop up and say hi, let me. let me do a quick scan let me try t or find some promo codes and discounts for you it takes a couple of seconds boom i saved some money i saved hundreds in fact in 2022 i probably saved over a thousand dollars recently you know i've been meaning to go shopping for the

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watching only the first and last episode of new girl
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girl

let's go to

episode

two let's see the then the pilots got shot they showed it to the execs the exec said yes so now all the writers get together, they are like them. they start to develop the whole plot for the

first

season they start to figure out the characters even though i feel like they had a good understanding of the characters in

episode

one i'll see what they do in

episode

two here jess can i ask you something? i want mia you consider me a sexy man right i don't know how to answer that question hey look i'm going to meet a

girl

for a drink i have to go to school because it's astronomy day and i'm getting dressed oh my god oh my God, it's so much sharper already.
watching only the first and last episode of new girl
They tie up like everything is so much tighter. Just the way they're cutting how fast they're getting into the jokes. Where in the room do I look sexist? much better schmidt wants to know where in his room m looks sexy what are your options? ok i'm glad you asked ok here or here you know maybe that's good can i watch it again please wait what was the

first

i got ok i get it i'll laugh at schmidt great here that was a great intro who is that

girl

ah who is that guy i'm not a fan of yours sir i'm not a fan no no no no no no no put your shirt on we put our shirt on in the morning oh my god this show is so much better.
I'm so happy. I really didn't want to criticize the show. I can't deny my own feelings. the second

episode

is so much sharper ah bad decision i've been talking to the guys about boundaries do you have a tank top i could borrow you look like myself it's just that i have very few clothes right now because the show does it he messed scantily clad right now because like they ain't even getting it they're just cutting him off no joke no wonder i didn't like him and i just grabbed as much as we could and jess you know what i'll leave you, just stop cutting and leave back in my room after we call the key which is size zero to ten i'm so glad you're back i'm not. wish you'd go away bring coach back some b-ball huh defenseman watch out defenseman name hey schmidt oh my god she's so perfect somebody play weird like her i'll get you a new one i just can't afford right now im a tv at spencer's yeah i do it's really big thin and shiny go get it go get it he has a hold on me jess i know the closure oh am i right I don't know at all what you're saying right now okay bad the way this show can just nail jokes but then it just smacks of other jokes because it's like a really top notch joke or it's just the dumbest thing i've heard in a week so you're making all the calls now schmidt this must mean you're the top dog i mean when i moved in there was a power vacuum yeah i needed a leader who didn't know which end was next to the bottom you know what I mean absolutely when the plot of this

episode

I guess now it's the power struggle between Winston coming back who doesn't have the best energy to throw I'm trying to stop aside my partiality because i miss coach already but i don't think he brings that energy as an actor you know who brought that energy he's the coach how is he um michelle michelle yeah we have a lot in common obviously we both love them the bicycles.
I don't know, I love bikes. I dont know. You have to stand up and you have to fight him. Pretend this is Spencer's face. Hit him harder than that alright i gotta go find him i'm going to find him i'll ask you guys to come with me right now because i can't carry it all alone and i can't be alone the show ends awkwardly the scenes generally try end their scene with like the funniest joke, but instead they're like we'll end it whenever we feel like it, even if it's not funny, like they end as a bad joke and it's likeif you wanted to laugh during the scene transition your hand is on my leg your hands on my leg no it's not really classic he said she said that's not funny jesus christ you're the top dog here what are you what are you doing? no corona top dog you are trying to make me look stupid you cant constantly hit me with positive jokes and then hit me with negative jokes and she will punch him in the face that would be really funny funny if he breaks the tv.
My God, we created a monster. Didn't you come to help her carry things? Soft hands. Why are they still in the car? ling this dog i don't understand anything they came to help her get her stuff and yet she's struggling with her stuff carrying it out of the house and they're like oh she looks like she's struggling but don't let me dammit oh finally thats super nice tv, when was this movie, 2004, is it over, why doesnt anyone get punched? It's hard early on in a show's run, especially if you're a show that's doing comedy and you like this soulful, heartfelt journey. serious moments many times comedic actors will prioritize jokes so if there is improvisation actors will probably lean towards making jokes and serious moments should divert the flow around three years oh is this oh just a comeback from nick? a euro ean book tour what's ok come on that's

episode

one we're not doing that we're doing

episode

seven there are

only

eight

episode

s in the final season how many

episode

s were season one 24 season two 25 was season seven like a little quick parting seems to be season 6 yeah the curse of the pirate bride jess and nick ignore the pre-dunk ok im spoiling myself

episode

7 finale season 7 penultimate

episode

nick heres a sloth piece of human garbage with a floor.
The ass and writing talent of a brain dead alcoholic Nick sucks as a person it's true he really does and you told him to work on it actually tell them to work on it and not to freak out so that's where he could be the confusion. Oh my gosh, I'm waiting. I had high expectations Within two minutes there was a joke about sea tears and I made a lot of diversion jokes so far. You shouldn't have slept together the night before your wedding. a stupid superstition i love you too i love you too your weigh-in is out i guess mariden oh no there has to be some story behind this this i feel i should have i should watch the

last

two

episode

s of season six instead of that season stay out of 100 percent approval rating Based on ten reviews why did New

Girl

s season 7

only

have eight

episode

s so they could give the series a proper ending ok yeah they were probably canceled but Some studio heads were kind of struggling to get this show off to a good send off, I guess okay, Chris? could you kiss my ass and you can kiss my face give me a joke why did he slip and fall hit his eye did you ever think jess was going to want to marry me you did that is a sweet thing to say what a boyfriend is supposed to do to do on his wedding day i said dave my editor just showed up i want to see what he thinks about my new book i get it i get it you're following an old joke it's not funny i'd be surprised if that joke was ever funny to a guy who didn't he talks but acts like him he can talk conceptually it's not fun no one has allowed him mario mom really he just takes a little puff he's not that strong he's so weak they call it gun control in america that's not funny that's not funny and then why don't I i'm laughing because i m can see her talking after the line has finished being delivered it's so weak they call it gun control in america look hey look if this was a funny joke we'd be laughing we wouldn't be paying attention to that but dammit I'm keeping track of my brain.
There's a second level joke and then everything else is rubbish. My God, I'm so high. I'm just going to now that our marriage is cursed the curses aren't real yeah but you believe in crystals crystals are real dude don't say anything bad about crystals ok decent joke oh and then a poodle bird, where is the bird? winston is saving this

episode

cece oh i'm so bad with politics what a joke take me to drugs take me to the drug store here we go so this is something i don't even have comments like i have nothing to say this is rubbish you know what this

episode

is so bad i cant wait to see winston again. i want to know me and nick are safe and no cartoon anvil is gonna fall out of the sky and smash us to bits it's crazy no maybe it's not signs and curses i was waiting for that joke button that was the joke oh in the bottom you know you and nick are not right for each other wow i patch myself up and sit on a wet stairway with her ex she's too dated don't marry nick stay with me oh i love you for 100 ducks i mean this is my daughter i think that's your daughter let me make you happy let me make you get you son of you're getting russell take that i'm losing my life oh jess that dress you look you can commit to the fight like there's a something that's going to make up for a bad

episode

is just violence give me violence and i'll love him ok but the fact is you attacked him hugging him now the ex has his arm wrapped around the husband like they're friends this is the worst fight they can't do anything right what happens i have a theory and as soon as i saw eight

episode

alarm bells because every other season they had 20+

episode

s i think they rushed out this season a lot of the writers left because they say oh let's do something quick we don't need a the whole team let's just get a couple of people we'll fart and hope it works out to close sorry about your hand when did your hand hurt? when did you hurt your hand? great selection great choice we are in three minutes shut up you are interrupting phil collins sir i feel like colin is still alive if he is dead i will be so sad he is phil collins i forgot to add he is phil collins still rich is he still rich? rich 260 huh phil you have a daughter actually me Isn't her daughter an actress?
He's still alive guys okay Phil Collins is still alive we can rest easy oh damn that's funny okay let's move on to this

last

episode

everyone know Dan Bill Dan Bill Bishop. alright this is the actual final

episode

the

last

one never mind we're not we're not counting I'm going to skip it all I need is just within the

first

three minutes of this

episode

I need a top notch prank. that's all you have to do as long as you put phil collins on your show i respect that i don't need a lot just one just one you're with schmidt and cece i'm patching winston ally and danville do i really we call dan bill? sounds like a strange town in connecticut it's your son dan bill sounds like a bird oh there goes that dan bill i'm right it's not even funny i hate being the bearer of really terrible news me and nick moved out of the attic that's why you always think like a character in the baby sitters club what what What reference is that baby sitters club?
What niche reference? What is this? A group of five high school friends decide to start their own babysitting business in Stony Brook Connecticut and you said yes, this is a show a lot of people are going to know about. to get the reference that's kind of funny that's how sitcoms end too, that you've got to like saying goodbye to the place you once loved, that's how friends ended, that's how the office ended, I don't i know but i watched a lot of comedy this is how the company of three ended up coming back let's go back i'm sure other shows ended the same way i just can't think of any other examples right now but i'm sure there are others we're ready to say goodbye no one leaves until we celebrate this place behold the items in this jingle that feels like a home depot jingle the power of home depot items from your past to make you remember and oh no oh god they're making the memory thin g are doing like oh look at all these past events i've never seen oh this is going to be great for you guys and not me what are you pushing sorry go put your post on your

first

se mana remember this wand ah i used to fix the garbage disposal that time i'll never forget the night you got us all together to show us a bunch of our old junk we should let you have thank you thank you very much no huh no this is uh i don't know about this plot, I like it it works on paper but your ending is like one character wants to be here and all the other characters don't want to be here it sets us up as an audience like oh all this the characters are just trying to bail out and leave i don't know that i don't it's a good feeling i want to see these characters enjoying their time together not being like uh we have to go about our own thing separately it's not a good feeling i don't like it what's that?
What's that? Peppermint foot lotion Well, I've been giving you that. lotion every year since we met and now i have all these bottles of lotion why wouldn't you throw away the lotion if you're just going to put it in a box? disgusting things you don't want in the trash you guys were humoring me you told everyone to pretend you care jess it's just like really being an adult damn i like it this is her final problem she wants to have a sentimental goodbye but we don't want to be involved but let's just pretend to care oh you lied to me about pretending to care oh wait jess i'm sorry this is so stupid.
One who refuses to leave this place, sweet pixie-eyed fool, baby, I think the rest of us have already made up with this, leave that, we're not going anywhere, joy as another intuit, I don't care, I do not care. you care all day and it's not hey I know some people sometimes say oh you don't care because it's just watched a couple

episode

s no I don't care because it's stupid hold on to your private parts because I don't i look so surprised guys oh he got married im ready to say goodbye to 14. oh thank god not yet. yes, no, please, we've done everything, let's get this over with shotgun, you know what I'm going to do?
I am going to watch the final

episode

of the sixth season because I have a feeling of the difference in quality. i don't then i'll eat my words oh yeah fast forward yeah what a year is this you're not wearing a mitch trubisky t shirt i'm not a chicago bear anymore hope that helped this is it. it had to have been the year 2020, 2020, 2019 or 2018. look this is what the show should have been in the future just a trailer let me see their full lives this should have been it not all being like oh , I don't want to be here for half the

episode

, why would you put them on a Mitch Scherbisky t-shirt that annoys me?
Oh, was that a fast forward or was that? in his imagination I think it was fast forward it's weird that you put it on a jersey because that dates you well because that guy

only

played for the team for four years so that had to have happened in those four years because who buy an old player shirt that was a joke sinatra i don't get it the truck is the joke you didn't have to move ingram patersky i would literally commit violence if someone made me pack all my stuff i would be so like oh i would be furious i hate packing and moving out i really don't want to live here anymore i'm going to be honest like me it's fine but people have been shot in my building several people have been shot in my building i seriously shouldn't be here.
They had a party in the pool area and in front of the building they had guards in bulletproof vests to let people into the party. This is not a safe place, but I prioritize not wanting to move. above my security this is me not wanting to move this is sa fety right here so yeah i would punch you in the face if you made me fake pack all my stuff plus you probably put a security deposit on the too new place, oh yeah, that's not a good joke. that's a financially daunting joke this is a really stupid thing you did you should see your face that's what you look like this is unique yeah it's funny come on come on we're going wait so this will move anyway that apartment was sick me no matter where you move out that was the best apartment in chicago let's watch season six let's try five stars for beezus i don't know what that means i'm going to cheat a little when a pepperwood and jessica knight are going to get together pepperwood and jessica knight will never meet these characters will meet they're based on real people and real people are fundamentally different sometimes you don't get another chance you know right the wrong but adult relationships are really complicated so let's listen box yeah look at this is good hi i'm merle streep i don't care ok um that's hilarious publish children's books oh congratulations to you what do you want me to do about it I'm about to make a call e nice to meet you meryl streep goofy name oh ok ok i would like to talk to you about publishing your book some kind ofeditorial yes thats not my card i was trying to give him a card but you know yes i want you to publish my book this is how normally no this is funny this is good something went wrong in season seven im going to make an educated guess here and i will say they decided to greenlight a seventh season but a condensed season and because it was condensed it was sort of a dead show in the water a lot of people who worked on new

girl

probably had the chance to work on other things because they thought the show got canceled so i feel like they probably lost a lot of their main writers thats just a guess because season seven those two

episode

s werent funny at all phil collins phil collins held those two

episode

s together bill collins and winston winston was by far the best part of the final two

episode

s and this is also insane because the husband and zoe deschanel relationship has n character names jess because she is that

girl

this is much more interesting than her wedding day shenanigans we schedule a no pants dinner you want me to take my pants off too no honey tell me everything that is funny because the suggestion would be if you want for me to go but she says no no you want me to be a part of this too by taking my pants off funny thats actually your dads phone number you said h I wanted to find it so interesting ok these are significant plotlines oh my gosh this is so much better.
Why did you do the seventh season? This is so interesting. This is like the weirdest show. smack smack hard these are some grand slam jokes but when she misses it's hard to see if you've seen all of a new

girl

let me know your thoughts in the comment section below would you recommend people to skip the seventh season? because i think now i've seen four

episode

s four points like two five

episode

s i feel like i can comfortably say that i skip all of the

last

season and end up in the sixth season the finale thanks for

watching

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