-Ezra!-Hey! What are you doing these days? Do I have a girlfriend? -No.- Don't you like having a pussy? Well, hearing the word pussy come out of your mouth makes me wonder if I like him. I'm never going to meet a woman who understands me. I've never heard of a man who wanted a relationship besides Drake so badly. And I'm talking about
Well! But you are not getting five stars. -I'm not an Uber driver. -Honestly, you guys are twins. My God, wait, she really does look like me. Sorry. This was crazy. Let me make it up to you. Are you dating a black girl? I have never felt so understood by someone in my entire life. Like it or not, let's go together now. You're my boo, come on. I'm going to ask her to marry me. Do you plan to talk to her family? Yeah, I haven't had a chance to meet them. What's going on? Talk to me about life.
How are you? This is your white grandfather coming back to haunt me. What? Now this is my fault? So, do you want to marry my daughter? Yes. Yes. Well, Ezra, you can try. They hate me. Can you honestly say, is your family excited to have my black butt in the photo? Hello! My God, you are so beautiful. I think the police… -Okay.-…they're screwed with the blacks. -I like your braids.-Thank you. Xzibit had braids. we've built quite an impressive life together. We just have to protect it. -Oh, so you're all Muslims? -Very much. I'm lovin 'it.
This kufi that I am wearing was actually a gift from the Hon. Louis Farrakhan. Are you familiar with the work of the minister? Well, I am familiar with what he said about the Jews. Let's have dinner. Your family, my family... I don't know how this is going to work out. Well technically we were slaves to OG. Are you trying to compare the Holocaust to slavery? Can you pass the potatoes? Our
people came here with nothing like everyone else. It is a very uncomfortable conversation. Are you kidding me? Ever find out what happened to the potatoes? An ETA on those?
Hey, Ak, what's up with White Cuzz? Am I White Cuzz? "Well, I'm not." "I'm White Cuzz, sure."