*Zootopia* is DOING THINGS to me
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zootopia ok let me tell you a little story years ago. throat, it was nasal drainage, so just a little information for you that you probably wanted to know, but while I was there, I'm one of those little hospital TVs on the wall, I'm watching
Zootopia, I'm watching this rabbit and this. Fox goes into his Shenanigans instead of Fox again small screen no volume I figure we're going to see it now with sound and all that is The Little Mermaid live Madruckila in live action I don't know if my little kid fantasies would handle that very well , I don't know.
I don't think I can do that on camera if you know what I mean, we're going through a bit of Disney Arc. I'm going to tell you this now. I was looking at the movies I wanted to comment on and then the next one. couple of months a bunch of disney movies on th on the list and they escape from a zoo escape from the zoo and the zookeeper tries to get it back these were the forces that ruled our world i hope they still grow death what have you seen works of theatre for kids? starting to figure this out yeah that's the right button for that ok that's an amazing production for a school play these are kids right it's hard with animals check this out what do you want to see?
PG no death death none of that fake death ketchup what are you
doing sir do you have a carrot in his hat? I don't want any judgment from him, but in time we will move beyond our primitive wild ways, predator and prey living in harmony. I can be an astronaut I don't They keep cutting this like it's funny today I can seek tax breaks I'm going to be an actuary an actuary or a real me I thought actuaries were like funeral assistants in actuary doesn't sound like people who deal with bodies dead ses someone once in the past said i was an actuary and it scared me and i never wanted to talk to them again it's just a tax thing oh i feel bad now you're not funny god the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my life
zootopia is a city they just joined for the first time they're at peace but bunnies can't be cops there can be anything so if you cut this little guy one more time don't ever ask me how your momma came to be so happy we gave up. in our dreams and we once said there has to be a disney movie where parents tell their kids to just give up on their dreams and that's the right course of action you see so many disney movies where you have to get over and then it leads to great success, but sometimes you try and fail and I think Disney needs to perpetuate that message.
Some of you are too ambitious. My goal with this comment is to crush your dreams. don't try anything new you'll never fail it's never been a police bunny ever ever i guess i have to be first i'm gonna make the world a better place i want to see this bunny fail is that wrong if i get a little too cynical is that um I say be as if it has not always been like this you are 275 brothers and sisters 275 what is the population of this world this is a normal family how many there must be many mice mice are like humanoids in this world also true but there would be thousands of million right yeah I mean it's great to have dreams as long as you don't believe in them too much yeah don't believe in dreams I hope good
things happen to these parents but nothing is as good as bad. whatcha gonna make cry cut it oh yeah let's see some real blood i changed my mind i want violence again ok i want you to remember this moment and the next time you think you'll ever be something intimidating with violence you shouldn't have done i had dreams kid , it was your own faults that look bad.
Are you okay? I have just done it? i heard i heard that or i figured when that sheep said wrong did he say wrong or did he say wrong that looks wrong are you ok yes my brain forgot to put a word in there wrong are you ok why dont you throw that voice inflection there who is she i hope let them die he was worried about one thing you should give up your dreams i don't know when to quit damn listen i like how fast we're getting to this montage animals have core strength would an animal like to do sit ups would that ever help an animal no there is and as i have said many times before i'm not a botanist i don't know much about animals it's ok it's a good step above others to get what you want don't think about physics that's no no no no no no no the first office of cbd rabbits wow listen let's listen to seven minutes seven and a half minutes in not only did we get his bullying story but we saw it as a Trading Montage where he beat and is now a sergeant uh officer congratulations officer Ho pps , sir, jump in, get the all clear Officer Hopps, let's see those keys whose voice was that, since the lion makes me think it's the voice of a villain, it's a little too deep, what we have to fear is fear itself , we have bears to fear too, whoa. wolves weasels in the vocals i think this bunny could be Haley Steinfeld you play cribbage with a weasel and he cheats like there's no tomorrow remember what happened with gideon gray when i was nine you were nine it's 15 years later so you're 24 ok now i don't feel weird so i can make sexual jokes now it's ok because this rabbit is 24 years old it's ok to make jokes sexualizing him this rabbit could be a furry at the end of this video it's just bothering me too much judy hopps who is judy nick Wilde who is Nick is that wait Shakira is in this Idris was Idris wait not that was JK Simmons Lionheart oh my god I'm more confused now than ever Haley steinfeld is not at the right time to get on the bandwagon no Haley Steinfeld I love it You guys hope she dies in the end just because then the parents could be like we told you accomplished any mission say nuclear war city or any plot yeah come look at that oh this is this this is a small town 81 million live in this small town and she goes to
Zootopia which is big so yeah there has to be over a billion they have various climates oh this is the most perfect city there is it's just a short train ride to multiple climates look oh god this is where i live here the jungle the jungle city you know how funny it is that the ride in train The montage was longer than her training montage her riding the train going to all the different places in the city which was longer than her years of training and police academy ah there are mice oh yeah the population is probably like 30 thousand million, there's got to be like a kid cover the re you're welcome to
zootopia I was hoping to find her sexy I just can't do it listen I have a low bar when it comes to finding
things I shouldn't find sexy sexy early bird sexy the tiger from Kung Fu Panda sexy because that lady maybe it's the secret it's like what are you hiding in here your gazelle tits i don't think you have them and the sequins i'm not i'm not a sequence guy your choice of shirt has put me off ma'am that's about you i'm judy you new neighbor ok we are loud don't expect us to apologize for that it's not funny ok let's try to be humorous though Hi omg what animal is this?
It's a leopard as much as I love jaguars. I can't tell them from leopards I'm going to this is a leopard This is not a jaguar They wouldn't make such a dirty word I can call another bunny cute but listen not sexy the eye you're sexy the eyes could beat me over here sorry sorry , you have to sit here and listen to me, but this is why you come here, isn't it? na find sexy today it's going to be an animal it's going to be a human for once it's probably not him it's a cheetah I said leopard but I don't care you're not a jaguar I knew it's this Idris it's this Idris Elba it was there were some new recruits with us I should file them but I'm not going to because I don't care if she wins a mother in the end even though we have 14 missing mammal cases officer Hopps parking Duty fired parking duty earn her chops said there were 14 missing mammal cases I was the best of me class at the Academy is much right I feel less attracted to you.
He doesn't get into a serious case like a missing person on his first day on the job. Mister. I'm not just a token bunny. I'm gonna write a hundred tickets I'm gonna write 200 tickets oh I hate you like it's an advertisement Who ever had to use a parking meter? Are you supposed to animate this? I hope he died sooner, but now I hope he dies more terribly. before, ah, there were mice, they were those rats where there are like hamsters or something else. I'm afraid to go back and look, whoops, at least you hold yourself to the same standard. by the way this is a crime i can't stand because i've been profiled before actually i think you're profiling me right now you're sitting there thinking i look like some guy about to tell me about audible and that's not true oh, hold on, it's audible today's sponsor is home to the world's largest collection of spoken word entertainment, we're talking about all the best-selling, popular podcasts, and exclusive audible originals you can only find at Audible.
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There's a fox ice cream parlor in your part of town. uh no oh god oh racism baby squash their little dreams huh he's a schemer we reserve the right to refuse service oh to anyone yeah racism hey do your customers know they get snot and runny with their cookies and cream? a trunk with no gloves is a class 3 health code violation of course you could let him go with a warning and you're selling this good daddy and yours so just go up there and put as many parking tickets to serve your own needs but will let them go with a warning so his Fox friend can get his ice cream he's a schemer anyway to tell Beatty this is an adult I'm getting less confident as the scene goes on I'm not going to give up fifteen bucks thank you so much for an ice cream oh no no kidding me i don't have my wallet the schemer has to be the worst birthday ever please don't be mad at me he's a schemer don't buy it for him no do it, don't do it, keep the change.
I thank you so kind enough really why would this kid need ice cream so much there is a foot outline this is not a child this is an adult you want to be an elephant when you grow up you would be an elephant anyone can whatever ok ok ok i hope we see this kid's dreams caught i hope it's a kid and i hope this kid sees a flash forward scene where the kid grows up but he says i'm not an elephant and then the stream squishes because i'm not I like it I don't like that you throw up that anything is possible because not everything is possible Jaden since my childhood wanted to be a sports announcer sports analyst I went to my guidance counselor it's a true story and he told me I don't think that's right for you it's like a little more realistic and now I see movies on the Internet thati was
doing like comedy on app with hot gazelle so they brought some joy to idris predat character The ores are the only ones going seb yes thats accurate yes it may have something to do with biology thousands of years ago predators survived through their aggressive hunting instincts wait wait what do animals eat in this world is the whole world herbivorous because as even we like among humans we eat animals but if animals are all like humans it's not like they eat insects to get their meat, you know what I mean? go back to your primitive wild ways go back to your primitive wild ways are you serious, yes you are racist? i just laid out the facts of the case nick stop you are not like them oh there is a them now oh what do you mean them ?
Are you afraid that it will eat me? I thought someone really believed in me, huh? in critical condition the 27th attack comes just a week after zpd officer judy connected the violence with traditionally predatory animals oh that's very interesting so they didn't have any crime there was no predator in the dam Crime I find it hard to believe as if it were a utopia. Look at them profiling. That's you. That was you at the beginning. Listen. chemical warfare. Are we not understanding? There is a chemical warfare involved. I bet this new mayor is up to no good.
They thought it would be better if a predator wasn't the first face you see when you get into the zpd. Yeah, you're a little bad at your job. like she deserves it let's buy the boiler yeah see ya um oh no ok she's not the villain i trust you who the hell is the villain i want you to be the public face of the decline of zpd? I'm not a hero no yes you're a failure came here to make the world a better place but yes so much for your dreams the world has always been broken that's why we need good cops like you. dog, it's time for a new fashion man, how we
You can't rub it in her face that our dreams technically destroyed the world, she made a difference, it wasn't a positive difference, but that's just details and she made life so much worse for so many innocent predators, yeah oh is that Gideon Grey? I'd just like to say I'm sorry I was a big jerk ok it's my family I would just call them not howling children talking about those flowers. Harry ate a hole when we were kids and went completely crazy, he's fine, so the flowers are not accidental, there must be someone behind this act, I know you'll never forgive me.
I was ignorant and petty, and that will be fine. Don't think your tears will get you out of this. I don't think so, you were right, you can stop trying, that's going to work. I'm really just a goofy bunny, yeah he doesn't think so, though I'm really just a goofy bunny. you delete it not in 48 hours no he's not buying this don't buy it i'll let her slide she starts d a latent prejudice among all civilization, what were you going to do with those Weselton night howlers? Oh, that's what she stole earlier. Oh interesting, why are you helping her?
She is a police officer and the godmother of my future granddaughter. twisted connections I want a
zootopia too where she has to choose between her mafia family and her strength Who the hell is the villain? this is bothering me chemical warfare they have a walter white pun here walter white sheep what is a walther white pun walter white sheep pun thats two the no no thats too basic thats too easy not a pun i'm even trying to think of something help me in the comments if you can cheetah and sahara square oh oh this sheep is big trouble i thought he was just like a chemist he's like a hit man ok walter and jesse are back so I'm off now uh Walter and Jesse no no okay I see that's the Breaking Bad reference that's funny you gotta get it. this evidence, who's the villain, this is, this is so annoying, oh, the evidence catches fire, maybe some of the evidence survived the explosion, yeah, it's funny, but who's the villain, I don't get it, everything She's gone, she's gone, oh, except this Judy. you're not the one oh it's her that would make a lot of sense maybe trying to think of everything i said how did you know where to find us she's the villain it makes sense it has to be someone who's been tricked she got hurt running by a Tusk as if the villains couldn't hurt her what are you going to do? kill me no of course not he's oh no please there's a savage fox officer remember he changed like a bullet or something thank you nose drain now i know bye bye blood oh they ran it together we got it there oh they did the the carrot they recorded it yes oh you're looking for the cereal oh it's right here ok you got the gun those are blueberries it's my word against yours it's your word against yours I falsely imprisoned those animals well yeah yeah I did the classic thing
doing the wrong thing for the right reason kind of guy expected it to be a funnier joke because it wasn't the right thing to do but he was trying to protect people so it's not even funny it's so accurate but it was the perfect place for a joke.
I don't know why they have that serious line. a jaguar eye that's a big crime I thought
zootopia was the perfect place where everyone got along and
zootopia is a perfect thing because if there's no predator-prey crime and there was like um like zero then what uh yeah i don't know a our first five oh he's on the force get outta here you ain't sexy sorry don't shake it right so that was utopia oh not enough death not enough nuclear war was my biggest complaint in the head of the film. to audible.com dylan is in trouble subscribe to audible and i'll see you guys next monday oh